See You in Cinniapolis

Upcoming Summer Events: Mayoral Address State of Cinniapolis: Tune-in to hear Mayor Gondola’s state of the city and plans for the upcoming year. It will ruin or make your day, based on personal political affiliations. Cinniapolis Derby: Bring the entire family out to the Derby. See the ponies, win the monies. Summer Ballet Showcase: The ballet returns to Cinniapolis this Summer. Sit down, relax and … Continue reading See You in Cinniapolis

Giovanni “Van” Gondola (1929-2022)

Giovanni “Van” Gondola passed away at the age of 93 years old. He was comforted by his two sons, Preston and Buck. He was born on March 30, 1929 in Cinniapolis, the son of Anthony Sr. and Jane Gondola. He married Katherine “Kitty” Howard on the 11th of November in 1950, in St. Boris Cathedral, the parish his family and community helped fund and construct. … Continue reading Giovanni “Van” Gondola (1929-2022)

For Sale, For Rent

FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent

Dear Dolly: Grateful Gambler

Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, I have been secretly gambling my son’s college fund without his mother’s knowledge. In my defense, the boy is not college material. He has never received an A. Not in elementary school, junior high or high school. Not in gym class or … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Grateful Gambler

Summer Ballet Showcase

The Cinniapolis Ballet will be dancing again. After a lengthy pandemic hiatus, the regularly scheduled ballets will return to the stage this Summer at the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The last performance from the company was Christmas Eve 2019 closing out their holiday show season. It’s another welcoming sign of Cinniapolis opening its doors to the public after enforced restrictions … Continue reading Summer Ballet Showcase

Cinniapolis Derby Preview

The annual Cinniapolis Derby is approaching quickly. For the locals, it is the unofficial reopening of Cinniapolis after the pandemic restrictions have been lifted. “We are happy to welcome out of towners and locals to come see the this year’s derby. It’s only been a couple years but it feels like an eternity. Our vendors and staff are ready to get back out there. Hopefully, … Continue reading Cinniapolis Derby Preview

Spring 2022 Forecast

The Cinniapolis Spring 2022 long range forecast presents good news for storm chasers. This Spring will be peppered with thunderstorms, some of the severe variety. As Winter transitions into Spring, the sub-freezing temperatures and frost will be replaced with above average Spring temperatures and rain puddles. The warmer temperatures are expected to arrive on time for the start of the astrological Spring season. However, they … Continue reading Spring 2022 Forecast