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Walesburg Steps Up as Cinniapolis Struggles to Keep Up

The foodborne illness problem plaguing Cinniapolis since the meat ban implementation has spilled over the city limits. Walesburg medical facilities are now reporting an influx of Cinniapolitans seeking treatment after local Cinniapolis clinics and urgent care facilities have become overwhelmed with long wait times and dwindling patience. Walesburg reports the out-of-town patients have arrived with symptoms ranging from severe gastrointestinal distress to dehydration and other … Continue reading Walesburg Steps Up as Cinniapolis Struggles to Keep Up

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Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

Local health insurance agencies confirmed to the Chorus that they are no longer offering coverage for non-essential cosmetic surgeries. This change goes into effect January 1st, 2025. The change is a result of years-long lobbying efforts led by special interest groups. “It’s a disgrace, it’s naive, but most importantly it’s disappointing,” said Dr. Sherman Fielgüt, founder and owner of Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC). “My life’s … Continue reading Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

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Food Illness On the Rise

Cinniapolis healthcare facilities reported a record high number of foodborne illnesses over the past 6 months. Food poisoning diagnoses from October 2023 through January 2024 have outpaced food poisoning diagnoses from the past 4 years combined. As a reminder, these are just the reported cases. It’s safe to assume there are others that have gone unnoticed or unreported. The vast majority of these illnesses have stemmed from consumers … Continue reading Food Illness On the Rise

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Confetti Drug Infiltrating Cinniapolis

The rising popularity of a drug known to users as “Confetti” has gripped the attention of the public. Whether one is pitching their garbage in the back-alley community dumpsters of Walesburg or window shopping down Main Street in Reunion, signs of Confetti use are on prominent display. The drug, Confetti, is a hallucinogenic brightly colored-strip containing multiple chemical ingredients. The size of the strip is … Continue reading Confetti Drug Infiltrating Cinniapolis

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Transage Trend Hits Cinniapolis

By now, folks have heard of transgender, transsexual, transracial, and transable, but have you heard of transage? Transage is the term being used to describe individuals who no longer “act their age” because they feel a different age internally. It’s the latest development in a modern trend that continues to play into identity segregation politics and fuel the fire of society’s culture wars. Transage individuals … Continue reading Transage Trend Hits Cinniapolis

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Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

As elective cosmetic procedures return to normalcy after the pandemic hiatus, the operations are becoming a bit more abnormal. From replacing human teeth with animal teeth to changing one’s racial appearance, Cinniapolis surgeons have no shortage of work orders from their patients. Recently, elf ears have become a popular choice among the ever-changing whims of young Cinniapolitans. This procedure involves re-shaping the patient’s ear to … Continue reading Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

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What’s in a Name?

Recently, the Chorus hit the streets to find out how Cinniapolitans feel about their birth name’s effect on their mental health. The emergence of mental health has gripped the city and re-wired how people view themselves, and their treatment of others. We interviewed a local in his 30s named Anderson, but goes by Sonny. “Anderson, to me, always sounded very boring and plain. Growing up, … Continue reading What’s in a Name?

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Transracial Surgeries Increasing

A new trend is hitting Cinniapolis operating rooms all in the name of mental health. Recently, surgeons have seen an uptick in transracial surgeries. For the uninitiated, transracial people identify as different races than their biological race. A growing facet of this movement is undergoing cosmetic procedures to adjust one’s appearance to more closely resemble the race with which one identifies. The reasoning is attributed … Continue reading Transracial Surgeries Increasing

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