The last of the cicadas are finishing their August songs, the school band has returned to the football stands, and the CNPS-TV weather team is forecasting Autumn 2025 as the Golden Season due the immense sunlight forecasts keeping temps summer-like while the leaves go from green to gold. Although, Autumn 2025 in Cinniapolis will not arrive in a hurry. Fran Dimple, the CNPS-TV meteorologist who … Continue reading Autumn 2025 Forecast
In the still of the night, Lake Sinnissippi unloaded hours of tidal waves smashing into shores in all directions. Multiple Cinniapolitans posted on CNPS Stream that they were awakened by a boom, followed by large waves flooding the sandy shores. CNPS streamer MilitaryMontyTenFour has reported increased night time activities at HSL base near the southwest coast of Lake Sinnissippi. His last report at 12:47am this … Continue reading Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi
Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, I have reached out to you before and put into action your great advice. Now, I continue my fight from within to combat tyranny at all levels of our government. It is here I will share the secrets of leadership and the … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Fly on the Wall II
Yerg Fashion House (YFH) announced in its Summer Town Hall its plans to relocate their corporate headquarters to the new city of Walesburg in 2028. YFH has satellite offices throughout the globe but has maintained a modest HQ in Cinniapolis since its founding in 1993. Yvonne Grey, the founder and CEO, revealed the news to employees and media assembled for the town hall. “In 1993, … Continue reading Yerg HQ Moving to Walesburg
No, it’s not! Summer is in full swing! But Thick Pickins is here to cool off Cinniapolitans with limited edition Christmas Ornaments and refreshing savings on all Christmas outdoor decorations today through July 25th!!! Gift yourself savings today, then hide your yuletide pride until December. Or don’t! Show your Christmas Spirit all year long, at an incredible value to boot!! Clear String Lights LED 100 … Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…
The Cinniapolis City Council has opted not to renew the Cinniapolis Fire Protection Services (CFPS) contract after it expires December 31, 2025. The CFPS has been putting out fires in Cinniapolis since 1914. Formed as a volunteer unit to extinguish local wildfires in 1911, it grew into a brigade and then into a full-fledged fire department by 1914. The early brigades and fire chiefs can … Continue reading City Council Votes Not to Renew CFPS Contract
Just last year, we were talking about record, prolonged heatwaves for Cinniapolis. Summer 2025 forecasts to be the polar opposite, pardon the pun. The first few days of June produced frost warnings for much of the area as the frigid Spring air lingers in town. What does this mean for July, August, and September? Below average temperatures, according to the CNPS Meteorology team. “We’ll see … Continue reading Summer 2025 Forecast
Over the past several years, homes in Cinniapolis here and there have adopted home gardens. The trend began with the onset of the pandemic coinciding with prime growing season in Cinniapolis. As the days, weeks, months, and now years have passed, there are more green garden roofs than ever when walking through local neighborhoods. During a stroll through Reunion, one might see tomatoes, strawberries, or … Continue reading Home Gardening Trend Accelerating in Cinniapolis
Last month, the Chorus received an unsolicited invitation for a sit-down interview with Martha Granderson, founder and former owner of Martha’s EyeCare. Now, Ms. Granderson is a franchise operator of the Cinniapolis location, after being bought out by Six-Star ownership group, led by Mickie Gondola. While not unusual to receive interview requests from local business owners or public figures, this was less of an invitation … Continue reading Q & A with Martha’s EyeCare
Two of Mayor Winston’s campaign promises have come to an end. First, the swift backlash to the February announcement of adding the ‘H’ back into the spelling of Walesburg resulted in a special citizen vote. The results heavily favored keeping the spelling as is, 68% – 32%. Second, Mayor Winston promised voters she would restore Summer electricity to Walesburg. This motion has been declined by … Continue reading Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses
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