PATIO ROCKER TABLE SET

I’d wager I own more outdoor furniture than the Lake Sinnissippi Beach. My overcrowded deck won’t take that bet! Available immediately: Patio side table and rocking chair set in good condition. Cushions not included, plant not included, lamp not included, wall painting not included. These rockers have hosted neighborhood cookouts, lazy Sunday nappers, and at least one four-hour debate regarding whether the Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis can influence rainfall patterns. No known structural issues. Comfortable. Clean. Ready for another summer.

GARDENING TOOLS & SUPPLIES

Hand tools. Planters. Extra bags of soil and mulch. Purchased during an ambitious gardening phase that exceeded both my available time and available sunlight. Everything works because it’s all never been used, just like my brain when making the purchases.

Interested parties, email Darma at dkircho@cnps.com. Prices available upon request.

CUSTOM OUTDOOR GRILLS

Several custom-built outdoor grills available. Heavy-duty construction. Excellent heat retention. One has been described by neighbors as “completely unnecessary” but “kinda impressive.” Ideal for burgers, ribs, vegetables, or even pizzas. All grills functional and in good working condition. Reasonable offers considered. Discounts available if you’re taking multiple items. Additional discounts available if you wash my car.

Send a reply message to this post through the Cinniapolis Chorus classifieds. Evenings preferred. Please be patient if I don’t respond immediately, I’m lazy. I’m also Raymond.