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Business

Home Gardening Trend Accelerating in Cinniapolis

Over the past several years, homes in Cinniapolis here and there have adopted home gardens. The trend began with the onset of the pandemic coinciding with prime growing season in Cinniapolis. As the days, weeks, months, and now years have passed, there are more green garden roofs than ever when walking through local neighborhoods. During a stroll through Reunion, one might see tomatoes, strawberries, or … Continue reading Home Gardening Trend Accelerating in Cinniapolis

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Business

Q & A with Martha’s EyeCare

Last month, the Chorus received an unsolicited invitation for a sit-down interview with Martha Granderson, founder and former owner of Martha’s EyeCare. Now, Ms. Granderson is a franchise operator of the Cinniapolis location, after being bought out by Six-Star ownership group, led by Mickie Gondola. While not unusual to receive interview requests from local business owners or public figures, this was less of an invitation … Continue reading Q & A with Martha’s EyeCare

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Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

Two of Mayor Winston’s campaign promises have come to an end. First, the swift backlash to the February announcement of adding the ‘H’ back into the spelling of Walesburg resulted in a special citizen vote. The results heavily favored keeping the spelling as is, 68% – 32%. Second, Mayor Winston promised voters she would restore Summer electricity to Walesburg. This motion has been declined by … Continue reading Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

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Sports

Brucie Murphy Transferring for Senior Year

Brucie Murphy announced this morning he will be attending Walesburg High School for his final year of high school, “Family and Friends, it is with much emotion I announce today my transfer to Walesburg High School is official. I’m sad to be leaving Cinni Prep after 3 wonderful years. To my coaches and teachers, thank you so much for all the lessons and leadership over … Continue reading Brucie Murphy Transferring for Senior Year

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Crime

Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

The Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) announced a successful sting operation breaking up a meat trafficking ring allegedly responsible for 65% of illegal meat distribution within Cinniapolis. The HSL alleges Newton Nutt, 23, led a group of recent college graduates that used travel blogging as a front to visit regions near Cinniapolis to purchase meat with intent to distribute illegally. Mr. Nutt refused comment through his … Continue reading Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

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Weather

Spring 2025 Forecast

Winter is finishing with a flurry of above average temperatures, allowing Cinniapolitans to bask in the rare warm winter sun. Let’s all keep that in mind when the colder Spring air returns for several more weeks. The polar air lingers through much of June again this Spring, according to CNPS Meteorology forecast. “We’re forecasting heavy cloud cover this Spring. Currently, our models agree that the … Continue reading Spring 2025 Forecast

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Can’t Miss Spring Break Deals!

In 2025, Stars and Stripes Airlines is the #1 airline to get you out of the Cinniapolis cold and into the warmth of Salad Isles! This Spring Break and every day the sun rises, freedom flies with S&S Air. Our limited-edition Spring Break meat flights are back by popular demand!! Each flight will feature a meat buffet in place of first-class seating. Our planes are outfitted to … Continue reading Can’t Miss Spring Break Deals!

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Let Them Eat Meat!

Last night, Walesburg Mayor Winston lifted the meat ban that has been effective in Cinniapolis since Sept 2023. “Now that we forge our own path, we will eat our own foods too. The essential nutrients from meat are unmatched in the genetically modified products available today. To our meat suppliers, let me be the first to say, welcome back! Walesburg is open for business and … Continue reading Let Them Eat Meat!

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Mayor Winston Official Act Spells Trouble

Last month, the citizens of the newly seceded Walesburg elected Annabelle Winston as their first Mayor. Mayor Winston has taken several official actions to position Walesburg as a destination for families and businesses. This morning, the Mayor opened her media session with the announcement that the official spelling of Walesburg will be changed to its original spelling of Whalesburg. This seemingly innocuous move quickly gained … Continue reading Mayor Winston Official Act Spells Trouble

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