I am not a dog owner. But, I enjoy the cuddles and companionship of all dogs that I know. A frequent highlight of any interaction with dogs is the tell-tale (pun) sign of their happiness via the tail wag. However, I endured a moment of crisis recently when on my daily walk for coffee. I tend to walk the same route to the local Beaned … Continue reading Opinion on Dogs Tails
FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent
Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, I have been secretly gambling my son’s college fund without his mother’s knowledge. In my defense, the boy is not college material. He has never received an A. Not in elementary school, junior high or high school. Not in gym class or … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Grateful Gambler
Fresh off a well-received Spring 2022 catalogue, Art Weston has been chosen as a repeat finalist to design the school uniforms for the incoming freshman class at Cinniapolis Prep High School. Every year, new designs are submitted from local fashion houses to outfit the incoming class. Last year, Weston was passed over in favor of local legend, Yvonne Grey. “It means so much to me … Continue reading Fashion Finalist
The Cinniapolis Ballet will be dancing again. After a lengthy pandemic hiatus, the regularly scheduled ballets will return to the stage this Summer at the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The last performance from the company was Christmas Eve 2019 closing out their holiday show season. It’s another welcoming sign of Cinniapolis opening its doors to the public after enforced restrictions … Continue reading Summer Ballet Showcase
As rumors continue to swirl regarding a possible forced red meat reduction, the public is debating the benefits and risks of red meat. It should be no surprise there are varying schools of thought split down the middle 50/50. For every red meat proponent, there is a red meat opponent. Believe it or not, just like people, the science does not always agree. As of … Continue reading To Red Meat, or Not to Red Meat
The annual Cinniapolis Derby is approaching quickly. For the locals, it is the unofficial reopening of Cinniapolis after the pandemic restrictions have been lifted. “We are happy to welcome out of towners and locals to come see the this year’s derby. It’s only been a couple years but it feels like an eternity. Our vendors and staff are ready to get back out there. Hopefully, … Continue reading Cinniapolis Derby Preview
The Cinniapolis Spring 2022 long range forecast presents good news for storm chasers. This Spring will be peppered with thunderstorms, some of the severe variety. As Winter transitions into Spring, the sub-freezing temperatures and frost will be replaced with above average Spring temperatures and rain puddles. The warmer temperatures are expected to arrive on time for the start of the astrological Spring season. However, they … Continue reading Spring 2022 Forecast
How many of us have experienced déjà vu? Or believe that history tends to repeat itself, over and over again, like a scratched record? Dr. Miles Sevenson is a Quantum Physicist and Director of Washington Labs at Cinniapolis State University. He believes in historic recurrence, the theory that history repeats itself. He is researching and developing a revolutionary pair of smart eyeglasses that he claims … Continue reading History Repeats Itself for the Last Time
When Debut Saturday was growing up, he found himself on the wrong side of prison bars more than a few times. Misdemeanors kept him off the streets for short amounts of time throughout his adolescence. Instead of using that time to become a wiser criminal, he used it to maximize his gardening skills. “Prison doesn’t have a lot of sunlight. I had to learn how … Continue reading Building Gardens
