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Backyard Supplies for Sale

PATIO ROCKER TABLE SET I’d wager I own more outdoor furniture than the Lake Sinnissippi Beach. My overcrowded deck won’t take that bet! Available immediately: Patio side table and rocking chair set in good condition. Cushions not included, plant not included, lamp not included, wall painting not included. These rockers have hosted neighborhood cookouts, lazy Sunday nappers, and at least one four-hour debate regarding whether … Continue reading Backyard Supplies for Sale

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Special Report

Spring Rains Leave Strange Stains Across Cinniapolis Region

Residents across Cinniapolis and neighboring Walesburg are reporting dark streaks, pale residue patterns, and unusual discoloration appearing on home siding, rooftops, vehicles, and public buildings following the recent spate of Spring thunderstorms. What first appeared to be ordinary seasonal grime has now drawn the attention of environmental monitors and municipal officials after preliminary testing showed elevated concentrations of industrial compounds and airborne particulate agents within … Continue reading Spring Rains Leave Strange Stains Across Cinniapolis Region

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Business

Black Friday Sales Slumps to Historic Low as Walesburg Draws Shoppers Away

The numbers came in just after dawn, carried not by courier nor clerk but by the hollow quiet in the shopping districts themselves. Black Friday, once the unofficial civic holiday in Cinniapolis, a day when parking lots filled before sunrise and shopkeepers brewed coffee strong enough to wake the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, registered the lowest sales in recorded city history. Merchants across Reunion, Centralis, … Continue reading Black Friday Sales Slumps to Historic Low as Walesburg Draws Shoppers Away

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Special Report

Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

Residents along Lake Sinnissippi are reporting multiple sightings of what they describe as the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, the city’s namesake industrialist, coinciding with a series of unexplained nighttime tidal waves that have damaged property and eroded several sections of shoreline. Local authorities confirmed that at least four separate wave events have occurred since late September, each between 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Multiple witnesses … Continue reading Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

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