Rally with your fellow PATRIOTS to take back Cinniapolis from the stubby sticky fingers of the tyrant boyking Mayor Gondola. After the boyking’s royal decree yesterday, it’s clear that Mayor Gondola wants to control your electricity and seize your automobiles. The only thing that can stop the tyrant boyking is the collective will of honorable, dutiful Cinniapolis residents. Please meet us at The Great Eastern … Continue reading Freedom Forever
Mayor Gondola, wearing a navy blue pinstriped suit with a white shirt and red tie, addressed Cinniapolis City Council and Cinniapolis residents for nearly an hour to share the state of Cinniapolis. Covering a wide range of topics, Mayor Gondola affirmed the state of Cinniapolis is strong. However, he noted areas that could use strengthening. Mayor Gondola spent the first half of his address touting … Continue reading State of the City 2022
Early yesterday morning, a group of hooded and masked individuals broke into Murphy Waste Management. While they didn’t appear to target any of the machinery parts or other lucrative items located in the trash processing center, the thieves mysteriously ran off with bags full of garbage. Surveillance footage shows the group bypass the commercial trash piles in favor of the residential ones. From there, they … Continue reading Murphy Waste Management Break-In
The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand
Upcoming Summer Events: Mayoral Address State of Cinniapolis: Tune-in to hear Mayor Gondola’s state of the city and plans for the upcoming year. It will ruin or make your day, based on personal political affiliations. Cinniapolis Derby: Bring the entire family out to the Derby. See the ponies, win the monies. Summer Ballet Showcase: The ballet returns to Cinniapolis this Summer. Sit down, relax and … Continue reading See You in Cinniapolis
Fresh off of two years with on again, off again social and public restrictions due to the ongoing pandemic, whispers have grown louder into conversations regarding climate lockdowns to combat dire forecasts for Cinniapolis. According to sources, the city government has held several private meetings at an undisclosed off-campus site to debate the very real possibility of enforcing restrictions to reduce the city’s carbon footprint. … Continue reading Lockdown Fix
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