The CSD has issued an alert to all dog owners after a recent spate of dog thefts from Cinniapolis households. Several households have reported a large-human sized animal has been spotted in their backyards while their dog is out. This news comes on the heels of Arn Murphy recently alleging he was mauled by an unknown creature while out for a bike ride. While there … Continue reading Mysterious Creature Snatching Dogs
Arn Murphy was out for an evening bike ride when he claims to have been attacked by a vicious creature. Mr. Murphy suffered minor cuts and bruises but escaped without a major injury. The incident occurred on the bike path located in the Reunion forest preserve. Although as of this writing there were no witnesses or video footage to corroborate Mr. Murphy’s allegations, he insists … Continue reading Mysterious Creature Injures Arn Murphy
The red meat panic reached local butcher Gregory Dragg’s store last night. Thieves broke in through the backdoor and made off with dozens of cuts of red meat. No cash or electronics were taken, only the red meat. The thieves stole everything from prime cuts to select cuts of beef, pork, lamb, and venison. However, the white meats were left untouched. The outspoken owner, Mr. … Continue reading Dragg Meat and Dairy Ransacked
Early yesterday morning, a group of hooded and masked individuals broke into Murphy Waste Management. While they didn’t appear to target any of the machinery parts or other lucrative items located in the trash processing center, the thieves mysteriously ran off with bags full of garbage. Surveillance footage shows the group bypass the commercial trash piles in favor of the residential ones. From there, they … Continue reading Murphy Waste Management Break-In
The newly formed Cinniapolis Safety Department task force assigned to stop retail smash and grab operations at pharmacies, clothing stores and jewelry stores may have to consider expanding into eye wear. Unfortunately, smash and grabs have taken on a new endeavor. Over the past two weeks, 4 local eye care centers have been hit by robbers making off with high-end sunglasses and designer frames. The … Continue reading Robbers See New Opportunity
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