The annual Cinniapolis Derby is approaching quickly. For the locals, it is the unofficial reopening of Cinniapolis after the pandemic restrictions have been lifted. “We are happy to welcome out of towners and locals to come see the this year’s derby. It’s only been a couple years but it feels like an eternity. Our vendors and staff are ready to get back out there. Hopefully, … Continue reading Cinniapolis Derby Preview
The Cinniapolis Spring 2022 long range forecast presents good news for storm chasers. This Spring will be peppered with thunderstorms, some of the severe variety. As Winter transitions into Spring, the sub-freezing temperatures and frost will be replaced with above average Spring temperatures and rain puddles. The warmer temperatures are expected to arrive on time for the start of the astrological Spring season. However, they … Continue reading Spring 2022 Forecast
How many of us have experienced déjà vu? Or believe that history tends to repeat itself, over and over again, like a scratched record? Dr. Miles Sevenson is a Quantum Physicist and Director of Washington Labs at Cinniapolis State University. He believes in historic recurrence, the theory that history repeats itself. He is researching and developing a revolutionary pair of smart eyeglasses that he claims … Continue reading History Repeats Itself for the Last Time
When Debut Saturday was growing up, he found himself on the wrong side of prison bars more than a few times. Misdemeanors kept him off the streets for short amounts of time throughout his adolescence. Instead of using that time to become a wiser criminal, he used it to maximize his gardening skills. “Prison doesn’t have a lot of sunlight. I had to learn how … Continue reading Building Gardens
The newly formed Cinniapolis Safety Department task force assigned to stop retail smash and grab operations at pharmacies, clothing stores and jewelry stores may have to consider expanding into eye wear. Unfortunately, smash and grabs have taken on a new endeavor. Over the past two weeks, 4 local eye care centers have been hit by robbers making off with high-end sunglasses and designer frames. The … Continue reading Robbers See New Opportunity
Fresh off of two years with on again, off again social and public restrictions due to the ongoing pandemic, whispers have grown louder into conversations regarding climate lockdowns to combat dire forecasts for Cinniapolis. According to sources, the city government has held several private meetings at an undisclosed off-campus site to debate the very real possibility of enforcing restrictions to reduce the city’s carbon footprint. … Continue reading Lockdown Fix
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