Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

Cinniapolis Chorus sources indicate there is a rally planned on the day after the annual Cinniapolis State of the City Address (SOTC). There are conflicting accounts on what the rally will specifically address, but multiple sources confirm the leaders of the rally are local business owners, Waldo Penney and Gregory Dragg. Both recently responded to the rumors of upcoming government enforced shelter in place orders … Continue reading Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

Summer 2022 Forecast

This year, Summer introduced itself early with a handful of above average temperature days in late Spring. The theme will continue as Summer rolls in. Cinniapolis citizens can expect above average temperatures as experts predict heatwaves to invade Cinniapolis this Summer. Rainfall is expected to be below average, making for dry, hot Summer months with possible drought conditions. Although, there is a chance for thunderstorms … Continue reading Summer 2022 Forecast

Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

Directory

Cinniapolis People, Places, and Events below in alphabetical order: 91.7 FM 510 AM Amerovich Cinema Amerovich Organization Amerovich, Ivan Amerovich, Svetlana Amerovich, Zaza Appleton, Ned Aston, Shaquille Bank of Cinniapolis Beaned Café Bluerock Airport Centralis Neighborhood Chester, John Cinniapolis Cinniapolis Ballet Cinniapolis Bus Depot Cinniapolis Chorus Cinniapolis Chorus Investigative Team Cinniapolis City Council Cinniapolis Derby Cinniapolis Elementary School Cinniapolis Fashion Week Cinniapolis Fire Protection Services … Continue reading Directory

See You in Cinniapolis

Upcoming Summer Events: Mayoral Address State of Cinniapolis: Tune-in to hear Mayor Gondola’s state of the city and plans for the upcoming year. It will ruin or make your day, based on personal political affiliations. Cinniapolis Derby: Bring the entire family out to the Derby. See the ponies, win the monies. Summer Ballet Showcase: The ballet returns to Cinniapolis this Summer. Sit down, relax and … Continue reading See You in Cinniapolis

Giovanni “Van” Gondola (1929-2022)

Giovanni “Van” Gondola passed away at the age of 93 years old. He was comforted by his two sons, Preston and Buck. He was born on March 30, 1929 in Cinniapolis, the son of Anthony Sr. and Jane Gondola. He married Katherine “Kitty” Howard on the 11th of November in 1950, in St. Boris Cathedral, the parish his family and community helped fund and construct. … Continue reading Giovanni “Van” Gondola (1929-2022)

For Sale, For Rent

FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent

Dear Dolly: Grateful Gambler

Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, I have been secretly gambling my son’s college fund without his mother’s knowledge. In my defense, the boy is not college material. He has never received an A. Not in elementary school, junior high or high school. Not in gym class or … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Grateful Gambler