Mayor Gondola, wearing a navy blue pinstriped suit with a white shirt and red tie, addressed Cinniapolis City Council and Cinniapolis residents for nearly an hour to share the state of Cinniapolis. Covering a wide range of topics, Mayor Gondola affirmed the state of Cinniapolis is strong. However, he noted areas that could use strengthening. Mayor Gondola spent the first half of his address touting … Continue reading State of the City 2022
A new trend is hitting Cinniapolis operating rooms all in the name of mental health. Recently, surgeons have seen an uptick in transracial surgeries. For the uninitiated, transracial people identify as different races than their biological race. A growing facet of this movement is undergoing cosmetic procedures to adjust one’s appearance to more closely resemble the race with which one identifies. The reasoning is attributed … Continue reading Transracial Surgeries Increasing
Trent Leddo was questioned by the Cinniapolis Safety Department last night at his Reunion home without incident. A CSD source said Mr. Leddo was cooperative but would not answer certain questions without a lawyer. He is being accused of operating a forced labor program by his former students. Mr. Leddo taught Furniture Design at Cinni Prep for 46 years before retiring in 2020. Under his … Continue reading Former Cinni Prep Teacher Accused of Forced Labor
The Cinniapolis Summer Ballet Showcase lifted the curtain for the first time in two years this past Saturday. The sell-out crowd was ushered into their seats as the lights dimmed for showtime. Ms. Lucy Drysdale, Director of the Cinniapolis Ballet, welcomed the attendees and expressed her gratitude for the impressive turnout. From there, the music started and the dancers took over the stage. Hired is … Continue reading Review: Hired
Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, my wife of 13 years and I recently undertook extensive home renovations. We planned the renovations room by room. First, we updated our bedroom without issue. Next, we remodeled each bathroom with a fresh coat of paint, new toilets, new tubs, new … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Reasonable Remodeler
Don’t miss out on Thick Pickins Annual Back to School Save-a-thon. Our in-house barber will be giving away free haircuts with each purchase of our back to school bundle. This year’s bundle includes a backpack, notebooks, pencils, pens, markers, and a water bottle for only $65. Head back to school with top performing supplies and a fresh haircut. Now, that your student will be fully … Continue reading Back to School Savings
Fleck Specs held off the field to win the 35th running of the Cinniapolis Derby at Cinniapolis Prairie. Fleck Specs, trained by Gus Walvon, ran out of the the third post next to the odds-on favorites, Healthy Burger and Cavalier. This is the third victory on the circuit this year for Mr. Walvon and Fleck Specs. “I’m so proud of her (Fleck Specs). She raced … Continue reading Fleck Specs Wins Cinniapolis Derby
I am an expert in bad luck. I was born with 8 toes. I am allergic to peanuts, grass, and gluten, to name a few of the more mainstream allergies. I was diagnosed with a learning disability at the age of 9. My parents did not speak fluent English and refused to teach me their native language because they felt it would hinder my opportunities … Continue reading Opinion on World’s Bad Luck
After successfully becoming the premier Cinniapolis coffee provider, Beaned Café hopes to repeat those results in the food arena by expanding its food menu. Currently, their locations offer a small limited assortment of bagels. But, their customer’s appetite for Beaned Café foodstuffs has grown over the years. It is a familiar scene for Oliver Roseman, founder of Beaned Café. Before opening his first location in … Continue reading Beaned Café to Expand Food Menu
With the 2022 Cinniapolis Fashion Week approaching, the remaining two finalists have been chosen for the Prep Uniform Design Showcase. Last week, Art Weston was named as the first finalist. This week, we are pleased to exclusively announce Freda Oppo and LaToya Panters as the other two finalists. Ms. Oppo is currently enrolled at Cinniapolis State University while Ms. Panters is a full-time barista at … Continue reading Remaining Finalists Selected
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