The most candy-centric holiday is just around the corner. Pick up your candy today at Thick Pickins. The trick-or-treaters put a lot of thought and effort into their costumes this year. The least our shoppers can do is reward them with sweet treats. Thick Pickins Choco-Caramel Bites – 1 LB. bagreg $7.99 / sale $3.49 Thick Pickins Candy Apple Taffy – 1 LB. bagreg $6.49 … Continue reading All Halloween Candy Must Go!
This is one October surprise not crafted by politicians. The headline is true, a snowstorm event will reach Cinniapolis next weekend. Early models forecast three to ten inches falling over the span of 24 hours from Friday evening into Saturday evening. While this event could be on the mild side, the forecast does guarantee measurable snow. Whether or not it’ll be several inches should be … Continue reading Snowstorm Heading to Cinniapolis
The spooky season is approaching its finale and if you’re above the age of 12, you may need some last-minute, quick and easy costume ideas. Allow the Chorus to step in and provide our readers with low maintenance costume ideas that will save you the trouble of answering “Why didn’t you dress up this year?”. Conspiracy Theorist: dress comfortably and say odd things about government … Continue reading Last Minute Halloween Costumes: Quick and Easy
The Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) is organizing a hunting party to track, trap, or kill the mystery creature terrorizing Cinniapolitans and their dogs. There have been multiple reported incidents but the HSL suspects there have been several unreported incidents due to numerous animal cremation requests to Huron Funeral Home. Any volunteers must provide their own supplies. The HSL will not provide arms, ammo, or trapping … Continue reading Calling All Skilled Men, Women, and Teenagers
Oliver Roseman, owner of Beaned Café, and Debut Saturday, owner of Saturday Gardens, visited 510 AM this morning to announce their new partnership for a meatless menu. These new items will be available for purchase at all Beaned Café locations starting this Winter. Both gentlemen formed a mutual appreciation for one another’s success in each of their respective industries. Mr. Roseman has gone from a … Continue reading Beaned Café Announces Partnership with Saturday Gardens
The activist group calling themselves Private Citizens denounced the recent violence carried out against the Dragg farm cattle at the Five Families Farms. The Chorus received correspondence matching the forensics from this group’s previous communications to the Chorus staff. The letter is printed below, in full and unedited: Dearest Cinniapolitans,We only wish to address the cowards that tried to frame us for the unholy devastation … Continue reading Activist Group Denounces Attack on Dragg Compound
The Cinniapolis City Council has agreed to form a committee to investigate the finish from the 2022 Cinniapolis Derby. This year’s finish was hotly contested both on the track and off the track. The photo finish image was never released or leaked to the public, causing massive outcry from losing bettors and the general public. Conspiracies have consumed horse-racing enthusiasts all over town. “It was … Continue reading Formal Investigation Announced into Derby Finish
The CSD has issued an alert to all dog owners after a recent spate of dog thefts from Cinniapolis households. Several households have reported a large-human sized animal has been spotted in their backyards while their dog is out. This news comes on the heels of Arn Murphy recently alleging he was mauled by an unknown creature while out for a bike ride. While there … Continue reading Mysterious Creature Snatching Dogs
Penney’s Fish Market Fish Cakes are back for a limited time. Don’t miss out on your chance to savor cakes from the sea of Cinniapolis, otherwise known as Lake Sinnissippi. These one-of-a-kind delicacies will have your kids asking, “What is this delicious dinner treat?” When you respond “fish”, their absolute delight and joy at feeding them hearty fish will make your week. If there’s one … Continue reading Fish Cakes for All
In light of the recent turbulence in Cinniapolis, Chess Murphy gave an exclusive interview to the Cinniapolis Chorus Investigative Team (CCIT). As the Chairman of both Murphy Waste Management and Murphy Construction, Mr. Murphy believes new leadership is needed immediately to usher Cinniapolis into brighter days. He sat down with our team at Fowler Chophouse, located on the ground floor of The Great Eastern Hotel. … Continue reading Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election
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