Author: Cinniapolis

Health

Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

Local health insurance agencies confirmed to the Chorus that they are no longer offering coverage for non-essential cosmetic surgeries. This change goes into effect January 1st, 2025. The change is a result of years-long lobbying efforts led by special interest groups. “It’s a disgrace, it’s naive, but most importantly it’s disappointing,” said Dr. Sherman Fielgüt, founder and owner of Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC). “My life’s … Continue reading Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

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Opinion

Opinion on Artificial Intelligence

Hey folks, if you’re like me and have been out in public or tuned into the algorithms lately, you’ll notice an uptick in dialogue surrounding artificial intelligence (AI) taking over the world. I’m here to alert you while humans were panicking over AI becoming our masters, AI covertly took over our lives and society. It happened quick, maybe over the course of 4 to 5 … Continue reading Opinion on Artificial Intelligence

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Top Stories

Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

Just weeks ago, the City Council and CFPS agreed to restructured contract terms through 2025. Each side claimed victory with the CFPS most notably securing a pay raise for their firefighters and the government securing continued fire protection services for the public. However, each side also promised tough negotiations barreling ahead to their next deadline, January 1, 2026. The first salvo fired came from the … Continue reading Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

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Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Grover Electric wants Cinniapolitans to know that they don’t have to live in the dark ages any longer because our patented Grover Electric Solar Systems are back in stock!!! This popular companion to grid electricity will power your home through the Summer’s planned power outages. Don’t dwindle in the darkness, saunter and shine in the solar revolution!!! Grover Electric-designed systems exceed the need for traditional … Continue reading Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

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Business

CFPS Agrees to Restructured Contract Through December 2025

Recent tensions between the Cinniapolis Fire Protection Services (CFPS) and Cinniapolis City Council simmered enough for both sides to restructure the current CFPS contract lasting through December 2025. The newly structured contract avoids a messy transition for the CFPS going from a public to private entity while preserving the promises of City Council. “We never expected it to get this far,” said an anonymous aide … Continue reading CFPS Agrees to Restructured Contract Through December 2025

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Business

Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

Since meat was officially banned in Cinniapolis on September 5th, several meat suppliers and retailers have closed their doors or left town. However, Dragg Meat and Dairy decided to stand its ground in Cinniapolis selling its meat and dairy products while paying any fines when audited by local government inspectors. Gregory Dragg announced today that he accepted an offer to sell Dragg Meat and Dairy … Continue reading Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

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Weather

Summer 2024 Forecast

Say goodbye to the coldest Spring on record and hello to a sizzling Summer in Cinniapolis. The long range forecast for Summer 2024 is hot, hot, hot. After a frigid Spring, June surprisingly started with a heat wave leading to what looks like the hottest June since 1958. While the warmer temps are welcomed after a prolonged several months of Winter-Spring-like weather, the residential power … Continue reading Summer 2024 Forecast

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Lights Out! Cinniapolis Goes Dark

The planned power outages went into effect for the Walesburg and Centralis residential areas yesterday. While moderate temperatures lessened the burden of losing electricity during daylight hours, Cinniapolitans lamented the decision to go forward with this plan. Especially since the postponed annual May Town Hall has yet to be rescheduled. On May 2nd, the City Council announced a rescheduled Town Hall for May 29th, which … Continue reading Lights Out! Cinniapolis Goes Dark

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HUGE Generator Sale!!!

Do the over-reaching, extreme policies of our Government have you feeling powerless??? Then, now is the time to take your power back with the help of Thick Pickins Gold-Series Generators. Our Gold-Series gas-powered generators are available in multiple models with varying degrees of wattage to suit your home’s needs. Save those dimly-lit candles for bubble baths on a Thursday night! Generate peace of mind with … Continue reading HUGE Generator Sale!!!

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Events

May Town Hall Postponed

The Cinniapolis City Council has announced the May Town Hall will be postponed from May 9th to May 29th. City Manager, Buck Gondola, advised that the Government will need more time to engage the public in thoughtful discussions surrounding flash point topics such as the Summer planned power outages, the status of CFPS negotiations, and the attempted secession of Walesburg. Cinniapolitans in every corner of … Continue reading May Town Hall Postponed

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