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Sports

Catfish Prep to Host Historic Quarterfinal Game

Cinni Prep and Larkin Central have each been graduating students for nearly 100 years. Cinni Prep first opened its doors in 1924. Larkin Central wasn’t too far behind, graduating its first 4-year class in 1932. Each launched their football programs in the 1940s. But tomorrow night, they will meet for the first time ever for the opportunity to advance to the High School Football State … Continue reading Catfish Prep to Host Historic Quarterfinal Game

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After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

On October 2nd, Walesburg voted to secede from Cinniapolis. On October 24th, the Cinniapolis City Council officially approved the secession, which will be effective February 1st, 2025. One of the first measures of the independent township will be electing their Mayor. Just one candidate has officially declared, but Cinniapolis Chorus sources agree that their will likely be 3 additional potential candidates. Here is our breakdown … Continue reading After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

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Events

St. Boris Halloween Fest Resurrected!

Hallelujah! The St. Boris Halloween Fest has returned! For the first time since 2019, St. Boris Parish is sponsoring a community Halloween celebration Saturday October 26th. This festival was held annually through 2019. After 5 long years, the fest is back to kick off the holiday season. “The plan to restore this celebration has been in the works for a bit now, ” said Karen … Continue reading St. Boris Halloween Fest Resurrected!

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Sports

Catfish Clinch!

The oft-maligned Coach Marmalade and the Cinni Prep Catfish clinched their first postseason birth in 7 years after a comfortable homecoming win over Prairie Plains. The Catfish are 6-2 with 1 game remaining against the undefeated conference champion Lumbus High. “We’re not done yet. Lumbus comes here next week and we’re gonna give them everything we’ve got,” said Junior quarterback and team captain, Brucie Murphy. … Continue reading Catfish Clinch!

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Walesburg Votes to Secede from Cinniapolis

Yesterday, the Cinniapolis City Council oversaw a snap election regarding referendum 25781 concerning the establishment of Walesburg as an independent township. This morning, the City Council confirmed the rumored results of that vote granting Walesburg secession from Cinniapolis. “This is an historic moment for Walesburg. Its citizens have been left behind, been dumped on, and unfairly persecuted for all that ails Cinniapolis. Walesburg is no … Continue reading Walesburg Votes to Secede from Cinniapolis

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A Summer Without Power

Mayor Gondola’s controversial planned power outage program came to end this past weekend. Predictably, the Mayor’s office had a rosy outlook on the effects of mitigating electricity to its citizens. Cinniapolitans, on the other hand, had mixed reviews. While this administration scurries to recap and hindsight the program into digestible data for the public, the Chorus hit the streets to find out how Cinniapolitans managed … Continue reading A Summer Without Power

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Weather

Autumn 2024 Forecast

The crisp air of Fall greeted Cinniapolitans early this year with a rare cold snap to close out August. The high temperatures hovering in the mid-50s easily broke records from past cold fronts during Cinniapolis summers. Is this is a sign of a chilly Autumn? CNPS-TV Lead Meteorologist, Fran Dimple, says, “Not exactly.” Ms. Dimple continued, “Cinniapolis is heading for a pretty regular Fall season. … Continue reading Autumn 2024 Forecast

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Health

Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

Local health insurance agencies confirmed to the Chorus that they are no longer offering coverage for non-essential cosmetic surgeries. This change goes into effect January 1st, 2025. The change is a result of years-long lobbying efforts led by special interest groups. “It’s a disgrace, it’s naive, but most importantly it’s disappointing,” said Dr. Sherman Fielgüt, founder and owner of Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC). “My life’s … Continue reading Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

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Opinion

Opinion on Artificial Intelligence

Hey folks, if you’re like me and have been out in public or tuned into the algorithms lately, you’ll notice an uptick in dialogue surrounding artificial intelligence (AI) taking over the world. I’m here to alert you while humans were panicking over AI becoming our masters, AI covertly took over our lives and society. It happened quick, maybe over the course of 4 to 5 … Continue reading Opinion on Artificial Intelligence

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Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

Just weeks ago, the City Council and CFPS agreed to restructured contract terms through 2025. Each side claimed victory with the CFPS most notably securing a pay raise for their firefighters and the government securing continued fire protection services for the public. However, each side also promised tough negotiations barreling ahead to their next deadline, January 1, 2026. The first salvo fired came from the … Continue reading Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

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