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Walesburg Reopens 2022 Derby Inquiry, Buck Gondola Once Again Under Review

Nearly four years after the dust settled on what officials called a “waste of time and money,” the newly formed Walesburg Municipal Review Board has formally voted to open their own independent investigation into the 2022 Cinniapolis Derby, placing longtime public figure Buck Gondola back under public scrutiny. The decision, confirmed late Monday following a closed-session vote, marks a return to the inquiry originally concluded … Continue reading Walesburg Reopens 2022 Derby Inquiry, Buck Gondola Once Again Under Review

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Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

Residents along Lake Sinnissippi are reporting multiple sightings of what they describe as the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, the city’s namesake industrialist, coinciding with a series of unexplained nighttime tidal waves that have damaged property and eroded several sections of shoreline. Local authorities confirmed that at least four separate wave events have occurred since late September, each between 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Multiple witnesses … Continue reading Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

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Walesburg Planning Secession from Cinniapolis?

Well, if the upcoming May Town Hall hadn’t piqued the public’s interest through the leak of this Summer’s planned power outages, Walesburg’s attempt to form its own city might. The Chorus learned early this morning that local business leaders have been researching the interest and capability of Walesburg residents to transform their neighborhood into its own city, outside the jurisdiction of Cinniapolis. The movement is … Continue reading Walesburg Planning Secession from Cinniapolis?

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Residential Rolling Blackouts Approved

Mayor Gondola’s administration approved legislation for scheduled rolling residential blackouts beginning in the Summer of 2024. Stacked on top of the pending meat ban, the scheduled blackouts are another salvo from this administration in its fight against climate change. The administration will partner with Grover Electric, the sole electricity provider in Cinniapolis, to schedule these blackouts during times of minimum electricity usage. President of Grover … Continue reading Residential Rolling Blackouts Approved

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Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Grover Electric, a decades long supplier of electricity in Cinniapolis, has been branching out into the retail sector of electric products for several years now. They’ve produced lamps, chandeliers, and even an electric toothbrush. However, their newest and fastest-selling product, Grover Electric Smart Thermostat, gained quite a bit of traction in 2022, albeit for unintended reasons. Its sleek design and easy-to-use digital interface made it … Continue reading Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

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Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election

In light of the recent turbulence in Cinniapolis, Chess Murphy gave an exclusive interview to the Cinniapolis Chorus Investigative Team (CCIT). As the Chairman of both Murphy Waste Management and Murphy Construction, Mr. Murphy believes new leadership is needed immediately to usher Cinniapolis into brighter days. He sat down with our team at Fowler Chophouse, located on the ground floor of The Great Eastern Hotel. … Continue reading Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election

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Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

Recently, the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) and Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) joint task force notably arrested Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, and several of her associates on suspicions of theft, drug trafficking, and drug distribution. This task force was the first joint mission between the newly formed CSD and the new privately contracted HSL. The success of this operation was touted as a triumph of public … Continue reading Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

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Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

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