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Mayor Appoints New Police Chief

Mayor Gondola is keeping police business in the family this time. Last night, the Mayor’s office released a statement confirming the appointment of Roxie Gondola as the new Police Chief of the recently reinstated Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD). Ms. Gondola is the daughter of Mayor Gondola. The press release confirmed the City Council unanimously approved Ms. Gondola. In the past, a high-profile appointment such as … Continue reading Mayor Appoints New Police Chief

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Special Report

Studies Released Backing Mayor’s Medieval Agenda

Results of three government-funded studies were released to the public this week. As expected, the conclusions support Mayor Gondola’s rumored draconian agenda to turn the gasoline engines off, the lights out, and empty the meat shelves throughout Cinniapolis. Ladies and Gentlemen, Stop Those Engines (unless they’re electric)The city-wide network of noise cameras may have been the jab, but the release of a new study, “The … Continue reading Studies Released Backing Mayor’s Medieval Agenda

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City Manager Wellington Stepping Down

The Chorus has learned Justine Wellington has resigned as City Manager. Details are still scarce around the exact reason but sources indicate Ms. Wellington and Mayor Gondola butted heads frequently prior to this past February’s special election and were not on speaking terms after the election won by Mayor Gondola. While the Mayor often touted Ms. Wellington’s progressive agenda, he rarely pursued any meaningful legislation … Continue reading City Manager Wellington Stepping Down

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Technology

Noise Camera Systems Seen Throughout Cinniapolis

Cinniapolitans have taken notice of new camera systems recently installed throughout Cinniapolis communities. As of this morning, #bigbrocinni was trending on CNPS Stream with various users posting videos of cameras already installed and videos of crews working under the cover of night to discreetly affix cameras to buildings, light poles, traffic lights, and even a chapel. The Chorus has confirmed with Mayor Gondola’s office that … Continue reading Noise Camera Systems Seen Throughout Cinniapolis

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Crime

Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

The Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD) will be reinstated sometime this Spring or Summer, according to law enforcement sources. Those same sources also confirm there is no plan to absolve the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) nor diminish the role of the Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) within the Cinniapolis law enforcement structure. While there are no firm plans to disclose yet, the Mayor is rumored to have … Continue reading Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

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Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, received a Mayor’s pardon and was released from the Walesburg Correctional Facility late last night. Ms. Winston was sentenced to 23 years in jail in the Summer of 2022 for drug trafficking. She ended up serving just over 9 months. Releasing a high-profile convict might not bode well for Mayor Gondola’s campaign promise to crackdown on crime in Cinniapolis. The Chorus … Continue reading Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

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Voting Underway for Special Election

Candidates are making their last-minute pitches for Cinniapolitans votes, while one candidate continues to fight for his life after suffering severe injuries during a botched burglary. Citizens took to the polls starting at 7:00 AM and voting will continue through 8:00 PM tonight. Depending on early polling results, the race may be called for a winner tonight. Although, with exit-polls forecasting a tight 3-way race, … Continue reading Voting Underway for Special Election

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3 Takeaways From the Special Election Mayoral Debate

The one and only Special Election Mayoral Debate took place last night at the Cinniapolis State Auditorium. Thursday night’s debate lasted nearly 3 hours giving voters plenty to consider before votes are cast in 11 days. Coming into the night’s debate, polling showed Mayor Gondola leading the pack with Oliver Roseman a close second followed by Justine Wellington polling third and Waldo Penney and Arn … Continue reading 3 Takeaways From the Special Election Mayoral Debate

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