Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

In the still of the night, Lake Sinnissippi unloaded hours of tidal waves smashing into shores in all directions. Multiple Cinniapolitans posted on CNPS Stream that they were awakened by a boom, followed by large waves flooding the sandy shores. CNPS streamer MilitaryMontyTenFour has reported increased night time activities at HSL base near the southwest coast of Lake Sinnissippi. His last report at 12:47am this … Continue reading Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

Spring 2025 Forecast

Winter is finishing with a flurry of above average temperatures, allowing Cinniapolitans to bask in the rare warm winter sun. Let’s all keep that in mind when the colder Spring air returns for several more weeks. The polar air lingers through much of June again this Spring, according to CNPS Meteorology forecast. “We’re forecasting heavy cloud cover this Spring. Currently, our models agree that the … Continue reading Spring 2025 Forecast

Winter 2025 Forecast

Cinniapolis residents, prepare for a winter that’s started out frosty and unpredictable! According to Lead Meteorologist Fran Dimple, this Winter will bring a mix of wintry whiteouts and seasonal challenges as temperatures are expected to fluctuate significantly throughout the season. Winter kicked off with temperatures averaging in the mid-30s, dipping into the 20s overnight. Snow lovers rejoiced, as a light snowfall fell early in the … Continue reading Winter 2025 Forecast

Summer 2024 Forecast

Say goodbye to the coldest Spring on record and hello to a sizzling Summer in Cinniapolis. The long range forecast for Summer 2024 is hot, hot, hot. After a frigid Spring, June surprisingly started with a heat wave leading to what looks like the hottest June since 1958. While the warmer temps are welcomed after a prolonged several months of Winter-Spring-like weather, the residential power … Continue reading Summer 2024 Forecast

Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

It’s Groundhog Day here in Cinniapolis, which means our local representative from the groundhog community, Cinni Cindi, has made her annual appearance outside the Cinniapolis Post Office to reveal if Cinniapolis is in the crosshairs for another six-weeks of Winter or if Spring is just around the corner. Naturally, there is conflicting information coming out of the sunrise ceremony. CNPS TV reports that Cindi did in … Continue reading Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

Autumn 2023 Forecast

The CNPS-TV meteorology team presents good news for the Autumn 2023 forecast, if you like warmer temps through the October and November months. Unfortunately for those preferring Winter temps that arrive as early as October, this Fall might not meet those expectations. CNPS-TV Lead Meteorologist, Fran Dimple assessed the long-range forecast for this Autumn, “We’re going to see an extension of the dry, arid Summer … Continue reading Autumn 2023 Forecast

Lightning Crashes

Cinniapolis has reported a record number of lightning strikes to residential buildings during this Spring and Summer storm season. While not unusual for lightning to hit a building or residence each year, the frequency with which these bolts are destroying property is noteworthy. Several residences have been condemned over the past several weeks as dry thunderstorms barrel through the region. These storms have displayed a … Continue reading Lightning Crashes