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Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

Residents along Lake Sinnissippi are reporting multiple sightings of what they describe as the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, the city’s namesake industrialist, coinciding with a series of unexplained nighttime tidal waves that have damaged property and eroded several sections of shoreline. Local authorities confirmed that at least four separate wave events have occurred since late September, each between 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Multiple witnesses … Continue reading Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

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Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

In the still of the night, Lake Sinnissippi unloaded hours of tidal waves smashing into shores in all directions. Multiple Cinniapolitans posted on CNPS Stream that they were awakened by a boom, followed by large waves flooding the sandy shores. CNPS streamer MilitaryMontyTenFour has reported increased night time activities at HSL base near the southwest coast of Lake Sinnissippi. His last report at 12:47am this … Continue reading Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

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Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

Two of Mayor Winston’s campaign promises have come to an end. First, the swift backlash to the February announcement of adding the ‘H’ back into the spelling of Walesburg resulted in a special citizen vote. The results heavily favored keeping the spelling as is, 68% – 32%. Second, Mayor Winston promised voters she would restore Summer electricity to Walesburg. This motion has been declined by … Continue reading Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

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Mayor Winston Official Act Spells Trouble

Last month, the citizens of the newly seceded Walesburg elected Annabelle Winston as their first Mayor. Mayor Winston has taken several official actions to position Walesburg as a destination for families and businesses. This morning, the Mayor opened her media session with the announcement that the official spelling of Walesburg will be changed to its original spelling of Whalesburg. This seemingly innocuous move quickly gained … Continue reading Mayor Winston Official Act Spells Trouble

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Weather

Autumn 2024 Forecast

The crisp air of Fall greeted Cinniapolitans early this year with a rare cold snap to close out August. The high temperatures hovering in the mid-50s easily broke records from past cold fronts during Cinniapolis summers. Is this is a sign of a chilly Autumn? CNPS-TV Lead Meteorologist, Fran Dimple, says, “Not exactly.” Ms. Dimple continued, “Cinniapolis is heading for a pretty regular Fall season. … Continue reading Autumn 2024 Forecast

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Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

Just weeks ago, the City Council and CFPS agreed to restructured contract terms through 2025. Each side claimed victory with the CFPS most notably securing a pay raise for their firefighters and the government securing continued fire protection services for the public. However, each side also promised tough negotiations barreling ahead to their next deadline, January 1, 2026. The first salvo fired came from the … Continue reading Drones Deployed to Put Out Fires

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Painfree-B Running for City Council

The good thing about democracy is everyone has a chance to enter an election. The bad thing about democracy is everyone has a chance to enter an election. Time will tell if this news is good or bad. As of this morning, Annabelle Winston, aka “Painfree-B”, announced her candidacy for City Council to represent Walesburg. Incumbent Councilman Rory Peters announced his retirement earlier this year. … Continue reading Painfree-B Running for City Council

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Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

It’s Groundhog Day here in Cinniapolis, which means our local representative from the groundhog community, Cinni Cindi, has made her annual appearance outside the Cinniapolis Post Office to reveal if Cinniapolis is in the crosshairs for another six-weeks of Winter or if Spring is just around the corner. Naturally, there is conflicting information coming out of the sunrise ceremony. CNPS TV reports that Cindi did in … Continue reading Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

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Crime

Mayor Intends to Aggressively Pursue Illegal Behavior in the New Year

Mayor Gondola met with the local press this morning and provided his outline for 2024. The majority of his speech was the usual political shtick – improve the economy, raise wages for the working class, make Cinniapolis the greatest city on Earth, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. However, what’s catching the attention of locals is his promise to detain and punish those that defy his recent … Continue reading Mayor Intends to Aggressively Pursue Illegal Behavior in the New Year

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