Bio-Engineered Meat for Sale

The future of meat in Cinniapolis has arrived! Check out these lab-generated steaks produced by Washington Labs! These steaks look real, feel real, smell real, and taste real! Why? Because they are real. Real lab-grown meat. Legal lab-grown meat. Stop picking carrots out of your teeth & get back to chowing down on man’s finest discovery, meat! For a limited time, these Washington Lab Steaks … Continue reading Bio-Engineered Meat for Sale

Boat for Rent

FOR RENT: Gravy Boat. A perfect vessel for your gravies this holiday season. Wow your guests with this white ceramic masterpiece. There is no finer material than ceramic to hold the heat of your gravy. Last time I checked, nobody is reaching for cold gravy. The intricate bright blue floral detailing around the rim and handle will drive dinner table conversation. Call or text 555-872-1621, … Continue reading Boat for Rent

For Sale, For Rent

FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent