The future of meat in Cinniapolis has arrived! Check out these lab-generated steaks produced by Washington Labs! These steaks look real, feel real, smell real, and taste real! Why? Because they are real. Real lab-grown meat. Legal lab-grown meat. Stop picking carrots out of your teeth & get back to chowing down on man’s finest discovery, meat! For a limited time, these Washington Lab Steaks … Continue reading Bio-Engineered Meat for Sale
FOR RENT: Gravy Boat. A perfect vessel for your gravies this holiday season. Wow your guests with this white ceramic masterpiece. There is no finer material than ceramic to hold the heat of your gravy. Last time I checked, nobody is reaching for cold gravy. The intricate bright blue floral detailing around the rim and handle will drive dinner table conversation. Call or text 555-872-1621, … Continue reading Boat for Rent
FOR SALE: 12 lb. Beef Brisket, $35 per pound. Organic, grass-fed beef that melts in your mouth. Brisket is a delicate treat that cooks up swell on your BBQ or Smoker. It can even be cooked in the oven. Get this brisket before the Gondolas outlaw all the beef and prices surge higher. Don’t try Thick Pickins or Dragg’s, they’re out of stock, maybe forever. … Continue reading Meat For Sale
LOST: Phone. Heaven help me (LOL), I’ve lost my phone. The last place I remember seeing it is in my hand. I believe I placed it down on a table during the Cinni Tech Expo while spreading the Gospel with friends. But, I can’t be sure because I was filled with the Holy Spirit, or wine (LOL). I did check with the Expo’s facilities team … Continue reading Lost Phone
FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent
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