FOR RENT: Gravy Boat. A perfect vessel for your gravies this holiday season. Wow your guests with this white ceramic masterpiece. There is no finer material than ceramic to hold the heat of your gravy. Last time I checked, nobody is reaching for cold gravy. The intricate bright blue floral detailing around the rim and handle will drive dinner table conversation. Call or text 555-872-1621, ask for The Captain.

24-hour Thanksgiving: $33
8-day Hanukkah: $114
Christmas Eve + Christmas: $47
Thanksgiving + Christmas Special: $99
Thanksgiving + Hanukkah + Christmas Special: $155

Happy Holidays!