It’s customary every year for the Cinniapolis government to introduce new taxes and repeal other taxes upon its citizenry. Most of these transactions are inconsequential and hardly make a difference to each citizen’s tax responsibility, positively or negatively. But a new 2024 tax is catching the attention of Cinniapolitans. The “Restoration of Vital Infrastructure” (RVI) tax imposed this year will be a flat 2% tax on every Cinniapolis … Continue reading New Year, New Taxes
Mayor Gondola met with the local press this morning and provided his outline for 2024. The majority of his speech was the usual political shtick – improve the economy, raise wages for the working class, make Cinniapolis the greatest city on Earth, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. However, what’s catching the attention of locals is his promise to detain and punish those that defy his recent … Continue reading Mayor Intends to Aggressively Pursue Illegal Behavior in the New Year
Over the past year, there has been a 441% increase in reported alien sightings in and around Cinniapolis. Also over the past year, there have been 0% confirmed aliens in and around Cinniapolis. Due to the massive increase of reported sightings, the Chorus did what it does best, investigate and report the facts. Our first lead was the Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC), where the majority … Continue reading Alien Sightings Debunked
In a manifesto sent to the Chorus, a self-proclaimed activist group calling itself Private Citizens has claimed responsibility for burning down the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre after last month’s Freedom Forever Rally. The group also claimed to be behind the break-in at the Murphy Waste Management trash processing center. The Chorus received a neatly penned letter addressed to Cinniapolitans warning them of continued consequences for … Continue reading Activist Group Claims Responsibility for Recent Disturbances
Delivering the strongest rebuke yet from Mayor Gondola’s administration, City Manager Justine Wellington spoke out against the violence following the recent Freedom Forever Rally. Ms. Wellington condemned the actions of rioters and praised law enforcement, promising severe consequences for all those that destroyed property and assaulted law enforcement agents. “Cinniapolis will not tolerate the actions that followed the Freedom Forever Rally. It is unacceptable for … Continue reading City Manager Wellington Condemns Events Following Rally
In the wake of recent turmoil and the burning down of the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre, Cinniapolis Ballet Director, Lucy Drysdale addressed their fans in a written statement to the press: The tragic events that transpired after the Freedom Forever Rally culminating with the Performing Arts Theatre burning to the ground have no place in Cinniapolis. I, along with the Cinniapolis Ballet, condemn the agitators … Continue reading Cinniapolis Ballet Cancelled
What was planned to be a peaceful demonstration turned tragic last night when demonstrators gave way to rioters burning down the historic Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The Freedom Forever Rally, organized and funded by Chess Murphy, took place in the The Great Eastern Hotel courtyard in front of the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre. Dozens of attendees gathered near the stage … Continue reading Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre Burned Down Following Freedom Forever Rally
Rally with your fellow PATRIOTS to take back Cinniapolis from the stubby sticky fingers of the tyrant boyking Mayor Gondola. After the boyking’s royal decree yesterday, it’s clear that Mayor Gondola wants to control your electricity and seize your automobiles. The only thing that can stop the tyrant boyking is the collective will of honorable, dutiful Cinniapolis residents. Please meet us at The Great Eastern … Continue reading Freedom Forever
Come one, come all, the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel presents, The Cinniapolis Summer Ballet Showcase. A Summer long tale told through the distinguished art of ballet. Please welcome to the stage, the new Principal Dancer for the Cinniapolis Ballet, Svetlana Amerovich. Ms. Amerovich recently relocated from the East coast to Cinniapolis after accepting the lead role in this Summer’s programs. … Continue reading Ballet Season
The Cinniapolis Ballet will be dancing again. After a lengthy pandemic hiatus, the regularly scheduled ballets will return to the stage this Summer at the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The last performance from the company was Christmas Eve 2019 closing out their holiday show season. It’s another welcoming sign of Cinniapolis opening its doors to the public after enforced restrictions … Continue reading Summer Ballet Showcase
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