Walesburg Planning Secession from Cinniapolis?

Well, if the upcoming May Town Hall hadn’t piqued the public’s interest through the leak of this Summer’s planned power outages, Walesburg’s attempt to form its own city might. The Chorus learned early this morning that local business leaders have been researching the interest and capability of Walesburg residents to transform their neighborhood into its own city, outside the jurisdiction of Cinniapolis. The movement is … Continue reading Walesburg Planning Secession from Cinniapolis?

Painfree-B Running for City Council

The good thing about democracy is everyone has a chance to enter an election. The bad thing about democracy is everyone has a chance to enter an election. Time will tell if this news is good or bad. As of this morning, Annabelle Winston, aka “Painfree-B”, announced her candidacy for City Council to represent Walesburg. Incumbent Councilman Rory Peters announced his retirement earlier this year. … Continue reading Painfree-B Running for City Council

Talks Stalled In CFPS Negotiations

Last Fall, news broke that Cinniapolis Fire Protection Services (CFPS) intended to privatize their trash pickup services beginning July 1, 2024 even though their current contract expires at the end of December 2025. At the time, City Council dismissed this as a negotiating tactic. As July 1 moves closer, Council members are hardening their tone towards the CFPS. Mayor Gondola’s office released a statement to … Continue reading Talks Stalled In CFPS Negotiations

Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

It’s Groundhog Day here in Cinniapolis, which means our local representative from the groundhog community, Cinni Cindi, has made her annual appearance outside the Cinniapolis Post Office to reveal if Cinniapolis is in the crosshairs for another six-weeks of Winter or if Spring is just around the corner. Naturally, there is conflicting information coming out of the sunrise ceremony. CNPS TV reports that Cindi did in … Continue reading Cinni Cindi Spots a Shadow, Maybe

It’s Official, Meat Meets It’s Demise in Cinniapolis

Last night’s City Council session ended with a unanimous passing of measures to ban meat production, sale, purchase, and consumption within the city limits of Cinniapolis, effective September 5th. The rumors have persisted for years now about Mayor Gondola setting his sights on the meat industry, in the name of saving the environment. But, few within his inner circle believed he would follow through on … Continue reading It’s Official, Meat Meets It’s Demise in Cinniapolis

Mayor Appoints New Police Chief

Mayor Gondola is keeping police business in the family this time. Last night, the Mayor’s office released a statement confirming the appointment of Roxie Gondola as the new Police Chief of the recently reinstated Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD). Ms. Gondola is the daughter of Mayor Gondola. The press release confirmed the City Council unanimously approved Ms. Gondola. In the past, a high-profile appointment such as … Continue reading Mayor Appoints New Police Chief

Studies Released Backing Mayor’s Medieval Agenda

Results of three government-funded studies were released to the public this week. As expected, the conclusions support Mayor Gondola’s rumored draconian agenda to turn the gasoline engines off, the lights out, and empty the meat shelves throughout Cinniapolis. Ladies and Gentlemen, Stop Those Engines (unless they’re electric)The city-wide network of noise cameras may have been the jab, but the release of a new study, “The … Continue reading Studies Released Backing Mayor’s Medieval Agenda

City Manager Wellington Stepping Down

The Chorus has learned Justine Wellington has resigned as City Manager. Details are still scarce around the exact reason but sources indicate Ms. Wellington and Mayor Gondola butted heads frequently prior to this past February’s special election and were not on speaking terms after the election won by Mayor Gondola. While the Mayor often touted Ms. Wellington’s progressive agenda, he rarely pursued any meaningful legislation … Continue reading City Manager Wellington Stepping Down

Mayoral Candidate Profile: Waldo Penney

Waldo Penney is a first time Mayoral candidate. Although, he unsuccessfully ran for City Council in 2004 and 2012. Mr. Penney is the owner of Penney’s Fish Market. While unsuccessful on the ballot, Mr. Penney is the premiere seafood provider for Cinniapolis and top-rated guest host on 510 AM radio. His opinions are controversial to some, but accepted as fact by others. Mr. Penney is … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Waldo Penney

Mayoral Candidate Profile: Justine Wellington

City Manager Justine Wellington is a two-time Mayoral candidate, having lost the 2016 election. However, she successfully won election in 2020 to become the first female City Manager in Cinniapolis history. Prior to becoming the City Manager, Ms. Wellington served on the City Council from 2004-2016. Ms. Wellington is often identified as the source of some of Mayor Gondola’s more “extreme” policies. She is wildly … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Justine Wellington