Linsington to Forego Senior Baseball Season

Cinniapolis Prep sits atop the preseason high school baseball rankings. But that ranking could be in jeopardy with this morning’s news that Senior Captain, Barry Linsington, will skip his Senior baseball season to begin training for the upcoming college football season. Mr. Linsington committed to a full scholarship a few weeks ago to play football at Cinniapolis State. However, sources familiar with his NIL (Name, … Continue reading Linsington to Forego Senior Baseball Season

Noise Camera Systems Seen Throughout Cinniapolis

Cinniapolitans have taken notice of new camera systems recently installed throughout Cinniapolis communities. As of this morning, #bigbrocinni was trending on CNPS Stream with various users posting videos of cameras already installed and videos of crews working under the cover of night to discreetly affix cameras to buildings, light poles, traffic lights, and even a chapel. The Chorus has confirmed with Mayor Gondola’s office that … Continue reading Noise Camera Systems Seen Throughout Cinniapolis

Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

The Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD) will be reinstated sometime this Spring or Summer, according to law enforcement sources. Those same sources also confirm there is no plan to absolve the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) nor diminish the role of the Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) within the Cinniapolis law enforcement structure. While there are no firm plans to disclose yet, the Mayor is rumored to have … Continue reading Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

Oliver Roseman Receives Hero’s Welcome Home

Former Mayoral candidate and owner of the Beaned Café, Oliver Roseman, returned home after several days in the hospital recovering from injuries sustained during an armed robbery. Cinniapolitans lined the streets from Reunion to Centralis waving, hooting, and hollering support for Mr. Roseman as he made his home. Seated as a passenger in the front seat, Mr. Roseman appeared overwhelmed with the support but waved … Continue reading Oliver Roseman Receives Hero’s Welcome Home

Spring 2023 Forecast

The Cinniapolis Spring 2023 long range forecast presents continuing dry conditions for areas around town this Spring. After a mild winter, the conditions are setting up Cinniapolis for a temperate Spring. But, beware, as Spring transitions into Summer, the above average temperatures and drought conditions could lead to an active and longer wildfire season. However, this is a forecast for Spring, so let’s talk about … Continue reading Spring 2023 Forecast

Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, received a Mayor’s pardon and was released from the Walesburg Correctional Facility late last night. Ms. Winston was sentenced to 23 years in jail in the Summer of 2022 for drug trafficking. She ended up serving just over 9 months. Releasing a high-profile convict might not bode well for Mayor Gondola’s campaign promise to crackdown on crime in Cinniapolis. The Chorus … Continue reading Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

Voting Underway for Special Election

Candidates are making their last-minute pitches for Cinniapolitans votes, while one candidate continues to fight for his life after suffering severe injuries during a botched burglary. Citizens took to the polls starting at 7:00 AM and voting will continue through 8:00 PM tonight. Depending on early polling results, the race may be called for a winner tonight. Although, with exit-polls forecasting a tight 3-way race, … Continue reading Voting Underway for Special Election

Mayoral Candidate in Critical Condition After Attempted Robbery

Oliver Roseman is in critical condition after being shot during an attempted robbery at the Walesburg Beaned Café location. Mr. Roseman is a candidate for Mayor in the upcoming special election. Shortly after 9:00 PM last night, a masked individual entered the restaurant and demanded cash from the barista at the time, LaToya Panters. Ms. Panters told CSD agents she was very frightened and struggled … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate in Critical Condition After Attempted Robbery