Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

The Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD) will be reinstated sometime this Spring or Summer, according to law enforcement sources. Those same sources also confirm there is no plan to absolve the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) nor diminish the role of the Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) within the Cinniapolis law enforcement structure. While there are no firm plans to disclose yet, the Mayor is rumored to have … Continue reading Cinniapolis Police Department to be Reinstated

Oliver Roseman Receives Hero’s Welcome Home

Former Mayoral candidate and owner of the Beaned Café, Oliver Roseman, returned home after several days in the hospital recovering from injuries sustained during an armed robbery. Cinniapolitans lined the streets from Reunion to Centralis waving, hooting, and hollering support for Mr. Roseman as he made his home. Seated as a passenger in the front seat, Mr. Roseman appeared overwhelmed with the support but waved … Continue reading Oliver Roseman Receives Hero’s Welcome Home

Spring 2023 Forecast

The Cinniapolis Spring 2023 long range forecast presents continuing dry conditions for areas around town this Spring. After a mild winter, the conditions are setting up Cinniapolis for a temperate Spring. But, beware, as Spring transitions into Summer, the above average temperatures and drought conditions could lead to an active and longer wildfire season. However, this is a forecast for Spring, so let’s talk about … Continue reading Spring 2023 Forecast

Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, received a Mayor’s pardon and was released from the Walesburg Correctional Facility late last night. Ms. Winston was sentenced to 23 years in jail in the Summer of 2022 for drug trafficking. She ended up serving just over 9 months. Releasing a high-profile convict might not bode well for Mayor Gondola’s campaign promise to crackdown on crime in Cinniapolis. The Chorus … Continue reading Painfree-B Released From Walesburg Correctional Facility

Voting Underway for Special Election

Candidates are making their last-minute pitches for Cinniapolitans votes, while one candidate continues to fight for his life after suffering severe injuries during a botched burglary. Citizens took to the polls starting at 7:00 AM and voting will continue through 8:00 PM tonight. Depending on early polling results, the race may be called for a winner tonight. Although, with exit-polls forecasting a tight 3-way race, … Continue reading Voting Underway for Special Election

Mayoral Candidate in Critical Condition After Attempted Robbery

Oliver Roseman is in critical condition after being shot during an attempted robbery at the Walesburg Beaned Café location. Mr. Roseman is a candidate for Mayor in the upcoming special election. Shortly after 9:00 PM last night, a masked individual entered the restaurant and demanded cash from the barista at the time, LaToya Panters. Ms. Panters told CSD agents she was very frightened and struggled … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate in Critical Condition After Attempted Robbery

3 Takeaways From the Special Election Mayoral Debate

The one and only Special Election Mayoral Debate took place last night at the Cinniapolis State Auditorium. Thursday night’s debate lasted nearly 3 hours giving voters plenty to consider before votes are cast in 11 days. Coming into the night’s debate, polling showed Mayor Gondola leading the pack with Oliver Roseman a close second followed by Justine Wellington polling third and Waldo Penney and Arn … Continue reading 3 Takeaways From the Special Election Mayoral Debate

Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!

Hurry in to Thick Pickins today for record-breaking deals!!! All Valentine’s decor must go! All Valentine’s themed candies must go! All Valentine’s flower arrangements (you guessed it) must go! Valentine’s Decorations – up to 65% off regular price Valentine’s Candies – up to 75% off regular price Valentine’s Flowers – up to 85% off regular price Stop in today to pick up your belated Valentine … Continue reading Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!