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Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

The waves were not the end. Those who thought the great nighttime surges of Lake Sinnissippi would fade into rumor have now been met by fresh signs that the story is only beginning. Fishermen who cast their lines this week along the south shore pulled up creatures that seemed to have come from a dream half-remembered, or a nightmare best forgotten. Their eyes, too large, … Continue reading Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

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Bio-Engineered Meat for Sale

The future of meat in Cinniapolis has arrived! Check out these lab-generated steaks produced by Washington Labs! These steaks look real, feel real, smell real, and taste real! Why? Because they are real. Real lab-grown meat. Legal lab-grown meat. Stop picking carrots out of your teeth & get back to chowing down on man’s finest discovery, meat! For a limited time, these Washington Lab Steaks … Continue reading Bio-Engineered Meat for Sale

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Suspicions Surround Mayor’s Spectacles

After Mayor Gondola’s elongated absence from the public eye, folks around town took notice of his new glasses. While most chalked up the new look to an aging set of eyes needing assistance, a segment of Cinniapolis activists started asking questions. First, they started with Martha’s EyeCare. The owner, Dr. Martha Granderson, had some fun with public, neither confirming nor denying that she treated the … Continue reading Suspicions Surround Mayor’s Spectacles

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Cinni Tech Expo: Science Non-Fiction

The annual Cinniapolis Technology Expo promised another peek into the future this year with interactive demonstrations accompanied by informative inventor presentations. The 2022 expo agenda attracted inventors from all over the globe to Cinniapolis. There were several highlights including two items intended to make everyday life more practical, such as the self cleaning throw rug or the auto-refilling water bottle. But, a handful of ambitious … Continue reading Cinni Tech Expo: Science Non-Fiction

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History Repeats Itself for the Last Time

How many of us have experienced déjà vu? Or believe that history tends to repeat itself, over and over again, like a scratched record? Dr. Miles Sevenson is a Quantum Physicist and Director of Washington Labs at Cinniapolis State University. He believes in historic recurrence, the theory that history repeats itself. He is researching and developing a revolutionary pair of smart eyeglasses that he claims … Continue reading History Repeats Itself for the Last Time

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