2023 February Special Election Candidates

Cinniapolis City Council voted unanimously to hold the Mayoral special election on February 28th. The election date has been moved up from November 5th, 2024 due to increased public and private pressure towards the current administration. City Council sources confirmed there will be no Mayoral election in November 2024, however, City Council elections will still be on the ballot at that time. Nonetheless, Cinniapolis enters … Continue reading 2023 February Special Election Candidates

City Council Approves 2023 Special Election

Yesterday, City Council voted to move up the 2024 Mayoral election to February 2023. As of this reporting, details are scarce on an exact date or how candidates will be approved for the election. Sources confirmed that council members voted to a 5-5 tie and City Manager Justine Wellington cast the tie-breaking vote approving the 2023 election. Segments of Cinniapolis have been calling for Mayor … Continue reading City Council Approves 2023 Special Election

Local Business Leaders Petition City Council for 2023 Special Election

City Council received a petition signed by numerous Cinniapolis business leaders calling for a special Mayoral election to be held in January 2023, nearly two years before the scheduled November 2024 election. Sources indicate rising crime rates and the general ineptitude of the current administration lies at the feet of Mayor Gondola. Local businesses said they’ve suffered significant financial losses due to the forced pandemic … Continue reading Local Business Leaders Petition City Council for 2023 Special Election

Mayor Gondola Sighting at Bluerock Airport

The missing mayor has been located back in Cinniapolis. Mayor Gondola was seen exiting his private jet and swiftly being driven away by a fleet of black HSL SUVs. This marks the first time the mayor has been seen in public since early September. Mayor Gondola is notoriously bashful around the press but never before has he been unavailable for comment for several weeks. The … Continue reading Mayor Gondola Sighting at Bluerock Airport

Fish Cakes for All

Penney’s Fish Market Fish Cakes are back for a limited time. Don’t miss out on your chance to savor cakes from the sea of Cinniapolis, otherwise known as Lake Sinnissippi. These one-of-a-kind delicacies will have your kids asking, “What is this delicious dinner treat?” When you respond “fish”, their absolute delight and joy at feeding them hearty fish will make your week. If there’s one … Continue reading Fish Cakes for All

City Manager Wellington Condemns Events Following Rally

Delivering the strongest rebuke yet from Mayor Gondola’s administration, City Manager Justine Wellington spoke out against the violence following the recent Freedom Forever Rally. Ms. Wellington condemned the actions of rioters and praised law enforcement, promising severe consequences for all those that destroyed property and assaulted law enforcement agents. “Cinniapolis will not tolerate the actions that followed the Freedom Forever Rally. It is unacceptable for … Continue reading City Manager Wellington Condemns Events Following Rally

Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre Burned Down Following Freedom Forever Rally

What was planned to be a peaceful demonstration turned tragic last night when demonstrators gave way to rioters burning down the historic Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The Freedom Forever Rally, organized and funded by Chess Murphy, took place in the The Great Eastern Hotel courtyard in front of the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre. Dozens of attendees gathered near the stage … Continue reading Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre Burned Down Following Freedom Forever Rally

Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

Cinniapolis Chorus sources indicate there is a rally planned on the day after the annual Cinniapolis State of the City Address (SOTC). There are conflicting accounts on what the rally will specifically address, but multiple sources confirm the leaders of the rally are local business owners, Waldo Penney and Gregory Dragg. Both recently responded to the rumors of upcoming government enforced shelter in place orders … Continue reading Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

Lockdown Fix

Fresh off of two years with on again, off again social and public restrictions due to the ongoing pandemic, whispers have grown louder into conversations regarding climate lockdowns to combat dire forecasts for Cinniapolis. According to sources, the city government has held several private meetings at an undisclosed off-campus site to debate the very real possibility of enforcing restrictions to reduce the city’s carbon footprint. … Continue reading Lockdown Fix