CNPS-TV Weather Alert: Up to 24″ of Snow Expected

A major snowstorm event is headed directly for Cinniapolis this weekend. The updated forecast shows the snow starting Friday around sunrise and continuing through sundown Saturday evening. The heaviest snowfall is expected Friday night into Saturday morning. CNPS-TV has issued a blizzard advisory starting Friday at 3:00 PM lasting until 11:00 AM on Saturday. Winds are expected to exceed 50 miles per hour during some … Continue reading CNPS-TV Weather Alert: Up to 24″ of Snow Expected

CinniapolisOctober 27, 2022

All Halloween Candy Must Go!

The most candy-centric holiday is just around the corner. Pick up your candy today at Thick Pickins. The trick-or-treaters put a lot of thought and effort into their costumes this year. The least our shoppers can do is reward them with sweet treats. Thick Pickins Choco-Caramel Bites – 1 LB. bagreg $7.99 / sale $3.49 Thick Pickins Candy Apple Taffy – 1 LB. bagreg $6.49 … Continue reading All Halloween Candy Must Go!

CinniapolisOctober 21, 2022

Classifieds

Meat For Sale

FOR SALE: 12 lb. Beef Brisket, $35 per pound. Organic, grass-fed beef that melts in your mouth. Brisket is a delicate treat that cooks up swell on your BBQ or Smoker. It can even be cooked in the oven. Get this brisket before the Gondolas outlaw all the beef and prices surge higher. Don’t try Thick Pickins or Dragg’s, they’re out of stock, maybe forever. … Continue reading Meat For Sale

CinniapolisSeptember 9, 2022September 22, 2022

Try This!

Nervous about the milk supply? Anxious about the surging prices from dairy cattle products? If you replied yes or no, then make the switch to almond milk today before the government cancels your mother and father’s milk. Thick Pickins Choice is the homegrown almond milk for all of Cinniapolis. 64 oz. cartons now on sale for just $2.29. Pour yourself a cold glass today! Continue reading Try This!

CinniapolisAugust 26, 2022August 30, 2022

Business

Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

The recent news coming out of Mayor Gondola’s State of the City (SOTC) address regarding new regulations being imposed on beef suppliers has caused meat lovers to buy their beef in bulk. Thick Pickins beef shelves were emptied last night in the return of panic shopping reminiscent of the early pandemic days. Driven by the fear of a red meat ban or a sustained period … Continue reading Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

CinniapolisAugust 12, 2022August 16, 2022

Special Report

Former Cinni Prep Teacher Accused of Forced Labor

Trent Leddo was questioned by the Cinniapolis Safety Department last night at his Reunion home without incident. A CSD source said Mr. Leddo was cooperative but would not answer certain questions without a lawyer. He is being accused of operating a forced labor program by his former students. Mr. Leddo taught Furniture Design at Cinni Prep for 46 years before retiring in 2020. Under his … Continue reading Former Cinni Prep Teacher Accused of Forced Labor

CinniapolisJuly 19, 2022July 21, 2022

Back to School Savings

Don’t miss out on Thick Pickins Annual Back to School Save-a-thon. Our in-house barber will be giving away free haircuts with each purchase of our back to school bundle. This year’s bundle includes a backpack, notebooks, pencils, pens, markers, and a water bottle for only $65. Head back to school with top performing supplies and a fresh haircut. Now, that your student will be fully … Continue reading Back to School Savings

CinniapolisJuly 15, 2022August 16, 2022