Nervous about the milk supply? Anxious about the surging prices from dairy cattle products? If you replied yes or no, then make the switch to almond milk today before the government cancels your mother and father’s milk. Thick Pickins Choice is the homegrown almond milk for all of Cinniapolis. 64 oz. cartons now on sale for just $2.29. Pour yourself a cold glass today! Continue reading Try This!
The recent news coming out of Mayor Gondola’s State of the City (SOTC) address regarding new regulations being imposed on beef suppliers has caused meat lovers to buy their beef in bulk. Thick Pickins beef shelves were emptied last night in the return of panic shopping reminiscent of the early pandemic days. Driven by the fear of a red meat ban or a sustained period … Continue reading Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare
Trent Leddo was questioned by the Cinniapolis Safety Department last night at his Reunion home without incident. A CSD source said Mr. Leddo was cooperative but would not answer certain questions without a lawyer. He is being accused of operating a forced labor program by his former students. Mr. Leddo taught Furniture Design at Cinni Prep for 46 years before retiring in 2020. Under his … Continue reading Former Cinni Prep Teacher Accused of Forced Labor
Don’t miss out on Thick Pickins Annual Back to School Save-a-thon. Our in-house barber will be giving away free haircuts with each purchase of our back to school bundle. This year’s bundle includes a backpack, notebooks, pencils, pens, markers, and a water bottle for only $65. Head back to school with top performing supplies and a fresh haircut. Now, that your student will be fully … Continue reading Back to School Savings
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