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Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

What began as a quiet rumor in corner bodegas earlier this week has now escalated into a full-scale regional holiday crisis. A tainted candy cane supply chain forced emergency recalls, triggering shortages from Walesburg to downtown Cinniapolis and leaving parents, bakers, and peppermint purists scrambling. According to early reports from the City Council, inspectors detected an “off-profile compound” in a shipment of imported bulk peppermint, … Continue reading Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

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Business

Corn Shortage Squeezes Cinniapolis

Thanksgiving may still be three weeks away, but the sound of panic is rustling through town, and it’s not coming from the local turkeys. Cinniapolitans are facing what local grocers are calling “the tightest corn supply in a generation,” thanks to what many describe as a perfect storm of market cornering, small-town hoarding, and alleged greed radiating out of neighboring Walesburg. At the center of … Continue reading Corn Shortage Squeezes Cinniapolis

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Business

Home Gardening Trend Accelerating in Cinniapolis

Over the past several years, homes in Cinniapolis here and there have adopted home gardens. The trend began with the onset of the pandemic coinciding with prime growing season in Cinniapolis. As the days, weeks, months, and now years have passed, there are more green garden roofs than ever when walking through local neighborhoods. During a stroll through Reunion, one might see tomatoes, strawberries, or … Continue reading Home Gardening Trend Accelerating in Cinniapolis

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After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

On October 2nd, Walesburg voted to secede from Cinniapolis. On October 24th, the Cinniapolis City Council officially approved the secession, which will be effective February 1st, 2025. One of the first measures of the independent township will be electing their Mayor. Just one candidate has officially declared, but Cinniapolis Chorus sources agree that their will likely be 3 additional potential candidates. Here is our breakdown … Continue reading After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

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Business

Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

Fresh off the recent announcement banning meat in Cinniapolis, residential meat freezer sales have increased rapidly. Consumers are predictably clearing out the meat shelves at Thick Pickins and Dragg Meat and Dairy. However, few saw the demand for personal meat freezers spiking so rapidly. The Chorus spoke to Thick Pickins General General Manager, Shaquille Aston, about this past week’s freezer sales, “It’s an item we’ve … Continue reading Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

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Weather

Summer 2023 Forecast

Expect the dry conditions to continue this Summer as Cinniapolis precipitation levels approach record lows. A mild Winter bled into a mild Spring which is leading to a dry, mild Summer. While this weather is preferable for Lake Sinnissippi beach-goers, it is kryptonite for local harvests. Five Families Farms recently reduced their projected fruit and vegetable crop growth to account for lack of natural precipitation … Continue reading Summer 2023 Forecast

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Crime

Protest Against Video Game Violence Breaks Out in Violence

Activists arrived to Thick Pickins electronic department yesterday evening to allegedly shame and protest video game purchasers who were buying games with violent content. The group of 10 activists stood in the video game aisle and attempted to physically block consumers from the games they intended to purchase. Some folks simply walked away saying they’ll purchase their games at a local boutique video game shop, … Continue reading Protest Against Video Game Violence Breaks Out in Violence

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Weather

CNPS-TV Weather Alert: Up to 24″ of Snow Expected

A major snowstorm event is headed directly for Cinniapolis this weekend. The updated forecast shows the snow starting Friday around sunrise and continuing through sundown Saturday evening. The heaviest snowfall is expected Friday night into Saturday morning. CNPS-TV has issued a blizzard advisory starting Friday at 3:00 PM lasting until 11:00 AM on Saturday. Winds are expected to exceed 50 miles per hour during some … Continue reading CNPS-TV Weather Alert: Up to 24″ of Snow Expected

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Business

Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

The recent news coming out of Mayor Gondola’s State of the City (SOTC) address regarding new regulations being imposed on beef suppliers has caused meat lovers to buy their beef in bulk. Thick Pickins beef shelves were emptied last night in the return of panic shopping reminiscent of the early pandemic days. Driven by the fear of a red meat ban or a sustained period … Continue reading Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

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