Two weeks ago, Russ Wahl was shot to death by ordinary citizens organized and chaperoned by Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) agents. Read that sentence again. A Cinniapolitan was shot to death by fellow Cinniapolitans. Where is the outrage? It seems as if police brutality is becoming mainstream again. Not only is it mainstream, but it is being outsourced to regular, everyday people. Is this the … Continue reading Opinion on Cinniapolis Law Enforcement
Russ Wahl passed away at the age of 55 years old. He met an unexpected, tragic death by gunfire. Mr. Wahl is survived by his adopted daughter (Sally). He had an inquisitive mind devoted to the betterment of humanity. Mr. Wahl famously used his own body in an effort to eliminate choking as a human hazard. While the outcome was negative, his intentions were nothing … Continue reading Russ Wahl (1966-2022)
The mysterious creature terrorizing Cinniapolitans and their pet animals has been exterminated. The Holy Sheriff Legion confirmed there was a fatal confrontation between the beast and a group of volunteers early this morning. However, sources confirmed this was no beast but a human. A relative arrived to CSD headquarters to identify the remains as Russ Wahl, a Cinniapolis citizen that raised eyebrows with his publicized, … Continue reading Mystery Solved, Sadly
There was a time when a human being contracted an affliction, such as the flu virus, and it was up to the immunity system to defend the body from that virus. There were no medicines or medical professionals to assist in ridding the body of the virus. Over centuries of research and practice, medical advancements have progressed society to what we recognize today where minor … Continue reading Evolution or Devolution?
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