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Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

What began as a quiet rumor in corner bodegas earlier this week has now escalated into a full-scale regional holiday crisis. A tainted candy cane supply chain forced emergency recalls, triggering shortages from Walesburg to downtown Cinniapolis and leaving parents, bakers, and peppermint purists scrambling. According to early reports from the City Council, inspectors detected an “off-profile compound” in a shipment of imported bulk peppermint, … Continue reading Tainted Candy Cane Supply Chain Sparks Regional Holiday Shortage

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Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

The waves were not the end. Those who thought the great nighttime surges of Lake Sinnissippi would fade into rumor have now been met by fresh signs that the story is only beginning. Fishermen who cast their lines this week along the south shore pulled up creatures that seemed to have come from a dream half-remembered, or a nightmare best forgotten. Their eyes, too large, … Continue reading Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

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Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

In the still of the night, Lake Sinnissippi unloaded hours of tidal waves smashing into shores in all directions. Multiple Cinniapolitans posted on CNPS Stream that they were awakened by a boom, followed by large waves flooding the sandy shores. CNPS streamer MilitaryMontyTenFour has reported increased night time activities at HSL base near the southwest coast of Lake Sinnissippi. His last report at 12:47am this … Continue reading Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

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City Council Votes Not to Renew CFPS Contract

The Cinniapolis City Council has opted not to renew the Cinniapolis Fire Protection Services (CFPS) contract after it expires December 31, 2025. The CFPS has been putting out fires in Cinniapolis since 1914. Formed as a volunteer unit to extinguish local wildfires in 1911, it grew into a brigade and then into a full-fledged fire department by 1914. The early brigades and fire chiefs can … Continue reading City Council Votes Not to Renew CFPS Contract

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Weather

Summer 2025 Forecast

Just last year, we were talking about record, prolonged heatwaves for Cinniapolis. Summer 2025 forecasts to be the polar opposite, pardon the pun. The first few days of June produced frost warnings for much of the area as the frigid Spring air lingers in town. What does this mean for July, August, and September? Below average temperatures, according to the CNPS Meteorology team. “We’ll see … Continue reading Summer 2025 Forecast

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Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

Two of Mayor Winston’s campaign promises have come to an end. First, the swift backlash to the February announcement of adding the ‘H’ back into the spelling of Walesburg resulted in a special citizen vote. The results heavily favored keeping the spelling as is, 68% – 32%. Second, Mayor Winston promised voters she would restore Summer electricity to Walesburg. This motion has been declined by … Continue reading Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

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Crime

Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

The Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) announced a successful sting operation breaking up a meat trafficking ring allegedly responsible for 65% of illegal meat distribution within Cinniapolis. The HSL alleges Newton Nutt, 23, led a group of recent college graduates that used travel blogging as a front to visit regions near Cinniapolis to purchase meat with intent to distribute illegally. Mr. Nutt refused comment through his … Continue reading Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

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Let Them Eat Meat!

Last night, Walesburg Mayor Winston lifted the meat ban that has been effective in Cinniapolis since Sept 2023. “Now that we forge our own path, we will eat our own foods too. The essential nutrients from meat are unmatched in the genetically modified products available today. To our meat suppliers, let me be the first to say, welcome back! Walesburg is open for business and … Continue reading Let Them Eat Meat!

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After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

On October 2nd, Walesburg voted to secede from Cinniapolis. On October 24th, the Cinniapolis City Council officially approved the secession, which will be effective February 1st, 2025. One of the first measures of the independent township will be electing their Mayor. Just one candidate has officially declared, but Cinniapolis Chorus sources agree that their will likely be 3 additional potential candidates. Here is our breakdown … Continue reading After Successful Secession, Walesburg Mayoral Race Takes Shape

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Walesburg Votes to Secede from Cinniapolis

Yesterday, the Cinniapolis City Council oversaw a snap election regarding referendum 25781 concerning the establishment of Walesburg as an independent township. This morning, the City Council confirmed the rumored results of that vote granting Walesburg secession from Cinniapolis. “This is an historic moment for Walesburg. Its citizens have been left behind, been dumped on, and unfairly persecuted for all that ails Cinniapolis. Walesburg is no … Continue reading Walesburg Votes to Secede from Cinniapolis

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