Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

Since meat was officially banned in Cinniapolis on September 5th, several meat suppliers and retailers have closed their doors or left town. However, Dragg Meat and Dairy decided to stand its ground in Cinniapolis selling its meat and dairy products while paying any fines when audited by local government inspectors. Gregory Dragg announced today that he accepted an offer to sell Dragg Meat and Dairy … Continue reading Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

The Final Chow Down

There are 26 days, 624 hours, 37,440 minutes, and 2,246,400 seconds left until midnight September 5th, 2023. On that 5th day of September, meat will be officially outlawed and no longer available to produce, sell, purchase, nor consume in Cinniapolis. Well, not all meat, by the basic definition as being the flesh of any animal. As far as anyone can tell, the legislation allows fish … Continue reading The Final Chow Down

Mayoral Candidate Profile: Waldo Penney

Waldo Penney is a first time Mayoral candidate. Although, he unsuccessfully ran for City Council in 2004 and 2012. Mr. Penney is the owner of Penney’s Fish Market. While unsuccessful on the ballot, Mr. Penney is the premiere seafood provider for Cinniapolis and top-rated guest host on 510 AM radio. His opinions are controversial to some, but accepted as fact by others. Mr. Penney is … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Waldo Penney

Criminals Target Mayoral Candidates

An organized group of vandals damaged several properties around Cinniapolis last night, most notably the properties of 3 mayoral candidates for the upcoming special election. CSD sources confirmed to the Chorus that windows were smashed at all 3 properties, while minimal damages were found on the interiors of each location. According to city surveillance footage, Penney’s Fish Market was targeted first and incurred heavy damages. … Continue reading Criminals Target Mayoral Candidates

Mayor Gondola Sighting at Bluerock Airport

The missing mayor has been located back in Cinniapolis. Mayor Gondola was seen exiting his private jet and swiftly being driven away by a fleet of black HSL SUVs. This marks the first time the mayor has been seen in public since early September. Mayor Gondola is notoriously bashful around the press but never before has he been unavailable for comment for several weeks. The … Continue reading Mayor Gondola Sighting at Bluerock Airport

Fish Cakes for All

Penney’s Fish Market Fish Cakes are back for a limited time. Don’t miss out on your chance to savor cakes from the sea of Cinniapolis, otherwise known as Lake Sinnissippi. These one-of-a-kind delicacies will have your kids asking, “What is this delicious dinner treat?” When you respond “fish”, their absolute delight and joy at feeding them hearty fish will make your week. If there’s one … Continue reading Fish Cakes for All