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Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

Residents along Lake Sinnissippi are reporting multiple sightings of what they describe as the ghost of Ray Cinniapolis, the city’s namesake industrialist, coinciding with a series of unexplained nighttime tidal waves that have damaged property and eroded several sections of shoreline. Local authorities confirmed that at least four separate wave events have occurred since late September, each between 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Multiple witnesses … Continue reading Ghost of Ray Cinniapolis Reported Along Lake Sinnissippi as Unexplained Tides Continue

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Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

The waves were not the end. Those who thought the great nighttime surges of Lake Sinnissippi would fade into rumor have now been met by fresh signs that the story is only beginning. Fishermen who cast their lines this week along the south shore pulled up creatures that seemed to have come from a dream half-remembered, or a nightmare best forgotten. Their eyes, too large, … Continue reading Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

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Weather

Autumn 2025 Forecast

The last of the cicadas are finishing their August songs, the school band has returned to the football stands, and the CNPS-TV weather team is forecasting Autumn 2025 as the Golden Season due the immense sunlight forecasts keeping temps summer-like while the leaves go from green to gold. Although, Autumn 2025 in Cinniapolis will not arrive in a hurry. Fran Dimple, the CNPS-TV meteorologist who … Continue reading Autumn 2025 Forecast

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Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

In the still of the night, Lake Sinnissippi unloaded hours of tidal waves smashing into shores in all directions. Multiple Cinniapolitans posted on CNPS Stream that they were awakened by a boom, followed by large waves flooding the sandy shores. CNPS streamer MilitaryMontyTenFour has reported increased night time activities at HSL base near the southwest coast of Lake Sinnissippi. His last report at 12:47am this … Continue reading Mysterious Tidal Waves Crash Shores of Lake Sinnissippi

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Weather

Autumn 2024 Forecast

The crisp air of Fall greeted Cinniapolitans early this year with a rare cold snap to close out August. The high temperatures hovering in the mid-50s easily broke records from past cold fronts during Cinniapolis summers. Is this is a sign of a chilly Autumn? CNPS-TV Lead Meteorologist, Fran Dimple, says, “Not exactly.” Ms. Dimple continued, “Cinniapolis is heading for a pretty regular Fall season. … Continue reading Autumn 2024 Forecast

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Weather

Summer 2024 Forecast

Say goodbye to the coldest Spring on record and hello to a sizzling Summer in Cinniapolis. The long range forecast for Summer 2024 is hot, hot, hot. After a frigid Spring, June surprisingly started with a heat wave leading to what looks like the hottest June since 1958. While the warmer temps are welcomed after a prolonged several months of Winter-Spring-like weather, the residential power … Continue reading Summer 2024 Forecast

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Events

Cinniapolis Prep Celebrates 100 years

In 1924, community members established Cinniapolis Prep High School. A growing community preferred to continue educating their youth rather than plopping them into the workforce. One hundred years later, Cinni Prep is a premiere high school institution in the nation. The first day of operation, the students and faculty were tasked with choosing their mascot. Still to this day, Cinniapolitans are blessed with endless amounts … Continue reading Cinniapolis Prep Celebrates 100 years

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Weather

Summer 2023 Forecast

Expect the dry conditions to continue this Summer as Cinniapolis precipitation levels approach record lows. A mild Winter bled into a mild Spring which is leading to a dry, mild Summer. While this weather is preferable for Lake Sinnissippi beach-goers, it is kryptonite for local harvests. Five Families Farms recently reduced their projected fruit and vegetable crop growth to account for lack of natural precipitation … Continue reading Summer 2023 Forecast

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Weather

Winter 2023 Forecast

After surviving an early snow in Autumn, Cinniapolitans may not see that much snow for the entire Winter. October saw a storm that blanketed Cinniapolis with over a foot of snow. Projections for this Winter season all seem to agree that temperatures will be colder than normal but precipitation will be light with no major snow events in the long range forecast. Nonetheless, the CNPS-TV … Continue reading Winter 2023 Forecast

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Mystery Solved, Sadly

The mysterious creature terrorizing Cinniapolitans and their pet animals has been exterminated. The Holy Sheriff Legion confirmed there was a fatal confrontation between the beast and a group of volunteers early this morning. However, sources confirmed this was no beast but a human. A relative arrived to CSD headquarters to identify the remains as Russ Wahl, a Cinniapolis citizen that raised eyebrows with his publicized, … Continue reading Mystery Solved, Sadly

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