Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Grover Electric wants Cinniapolitans to know that they don’t have to live in the dark ages any longer because our patented Grover Electric Solar Systems are back in stock!!! This popular companion to grid electricity will power your home through the Summer’s planned power outages. Don’t dwindle in the darkness, saunter and shine in the solar revolution!!! Grover Electric-designed systems exceed the need for traditional … Continue reading Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Lights Out! Cinniapolis Goes Dark

The planned power outages went into effect for the Walesburg and Centralis residential areas yesterday. While moderate temperatures lessened the burden of losing electricity during daylight hours, Cinniapolitans lamented the decision to go forward with this plan. Especially since the postponed annual May Town Hall has yet to be rescheduled. On May 2nd, the City Council announced a rescheduled Town Hall for May 29th, which … Continue reading Lights Out! Cinniapolis Goes Dark

Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Grover Electric, a decades long supplier of electricity in Cinniapolis, has been branching out into the retail sector of electric products for several years now. They’ve produced lamps, chandeliers, and even an electric toothbrush. However, their newest and fastest-selling product, Grover Electric Smart Thermostat, gained quite a bit of traction in 2022, albeit for unintended reasons. Its sleek design and easy-to-use digital interface made it … Continue reading Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand