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Crime

Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

The Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) announced a successful sting operation breaking up a meat trafficking ring allegedly responsible for 65% of illegal meat distribution within Cinniapolis. The HSL alleges Newton Nutt, 23, led a group of recent college graduates that used travel blogging as a front to visit regions near Cinniapolis to purchase meat with intent to distribute illegally. Mr. Nutt refused comment through his … Continue reading Spring Breaker Detained for Meat Trafficking

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Crime

Underground Meat Market Mayhem

This morning, a joint-operation between the Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD), Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD), and the Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) stormed the headquarters of a Walesburg illicit meat market masquerading as a beauty salon, resulting in the death of several individuals. The sunrise raid resulted from months of undercover work by agents from each of the 3 Cinniapolis law enforcement agencies. ”It’s a proud day for … Continue reading Underground Meat Market Mayhem

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Crime

Cannibalism On the Rise

The Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) says it has referred several open investigations into cannibalism crimes to the Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD) and Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL). The CSD told the Chorus they simply don’t have the resources or manpower to fully investigate serious crimes, such as cannibalism. According to their weekly reporting, CSD reported cannibalism crimes have spiked exponentially since the onset of the meat … Continue reading Cannibalism On the Rise

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Crime

Minor Disturbance Ends St. Boris Toy Drive Early

The Annual St. Boris Church toy drive ended early after a surly guest was forcibly removed by off-duty HSL agents after mistaking the event for a Toys-for-Tots drive. Event coordinators told the Chorus that the disheveled man smelled of booze, cigarettes, and body odor. He arrived with a toy train to donate and demanded a meal in exchange for the donation. When he was informed … Continue reading Minor Disturbance Ends St. Boris Toy Drive Early

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Mystery Solved, Sadly

The mysterious creature terrorizing Cinniapolitans and their pet animals has been exterminated. The Holy Sheriff Legion confirmed there was a fatal confrontation between the beast and a group of volunteers early this morning. However, sources confirmed this was no beast but a human. A relative arrived to CSD headquarters to identify the remains as Russ Wahl, a Cinniapolis citizen that raised eyebrows with his publicized, … Continue reading Mystery Solved, Sadly

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Special Report

Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

Recently, the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) and Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) joint task force notably arrested Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, and several of her associates on suspicions of theft, drug trafficking, and drug distribution. This task force was the first joint mission between the newly formed CSD and the new privately contracted HSL. The success of this operation was touted as a triumph of public … Continue reading Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

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Special Report

Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

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