Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

Two of Mayor Winston’s campaign promises have come to an end. First, the swift backlash to the February announcement of adding the ‘H’ back into the spelling of Walesburg resulted in a special citizen vote. The results heavily favored keeping the spelling as is, 68% – 32%. Second, Mayor Winston promised voters she would restore Summer electricity to Walesburg. This motion has been declined by … Continue reading Walesburg Admin Dealt Back to Back Political Losses

A Summer Without Power

Mayor Gondola’s controversial planned power outage program came to end this past weekend. Predictably, the Mayor’s office had a rosy outlook on the effects of mitigating electricity to its citizens. Cinniapolitans, on the other hand, had mixed reviews. While this administration scurries to recap and hindsight the program into digestible data for the public, the Chorus hit the streets to find out how Cinniapolitans managed … Continue reading A Summer Without Power

Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Grover Electric wants Cinniapolitans to know that they don’t have to live in the dark ages any longer because our patented Grover Electric Solar Systems are back in stock!!! This popular companion to grid electricity will power your home through the Summer’s planned power outages. Don’t dwindle in the darkness, saunter and shine in the solar revolution!!! Grover Electric-designed systems exceed the need for traditional … Continue reading Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Rolling Blackout Schedule Released

In August of 2023, Mayor Gondola announced another measure to combat climate change. He unveiled a plan to lessen electricity usage across the city through planned blackouts in the Walesburg and Centralis residential areas. The initial schedule and locations have been leaked to the Chorus. The blackouts are planned to begin on Monday, June 3rd. The initial announcement said the blackouts would be during periods … Continue reading Rolling Blackout Schedule Released

Residential Rolling Blackouts Approved

Mayor Gondola’s administration approved legislation for scheduled rolling residential blackouts beginning in the Summer of 2024. Stacked on top of the pending meat ban, the scheduled blackouts are another salvo from this administration in its fight against climate change. The administration will partner with Grover Electric, the sole electricity provider in Cinniapolis, to schedule these blackouts during times of minimum electricity usage. President of Grover … Continue reading Residential Rolling Blackouts Approved

Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!

Hurry in to Thick Pickins today for record-breaking deals!!! All Valentine’s decor must go! All Valentine’s themed candies must go! All Valentine’s flower arrangements (you guessed it) must go! Valentine’s Decorations – up to 65% off regular price Valentine’s Candies – up to 75% off regular price Valentine’s Flowers – up to 85% off regular price Stop in today to pick up your belated Valentine … Continue reading Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!

Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Grover Electric, a decades long supplier of electricity in Cinniapolis, has been branching out into the retail sector of electric products for several years now. They’ve produced lamps, chandeliers, and even an electric toothbrush. However, their newest and fastest-selling product, Grover Electric Smart Thermostat, gained quite a bit of traction in 2022, albeit for unintended reasons. Its sleek design and easy-to-use digital interface made it … Continue reading Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Grover Electric President Defiant Amid Calls for Resignation

Jade Gondola, President of Grover Electric, has refused to leave her role after public demonstrations outside of Grover headquarters this week called for her resignation. Ms. Gondola has been under intense scrutiny after being appointed President of Grover Electric in July of 2021. She spearheaded the now infamous electric snow plow project. Ms. Gondola also approved the re-routing of electricity from residential neighborhoods to the … Continue reading Grover Electric President Defiant Amid Calls for Resignation

Murphy Garbage Trucks Pulling Double Duty

While the snow has finally stopped accumulating, the snow clean up is just getting started. The city’s electric snow plow fleet has been pulled from the streets following reports the city instructed Grover Electric to draw power from the Walesburg grid to the Public Works Department in Centralis to maintain frequent charging for the electric snow plows. Power was quickly restored to Walesburg after the … Continue reading Murphy Garbage Trucks Pulling Double Duty

Power Outages Reported in Walesburg

Grover Electric reports there are nearly 50,000 customers in Walesburg without power as of this morning. Grover Electric President Jade Gondola said, “Our crews are currently investigating the outage and will be working non-stop to restore electricity as soon as possible. We will provide updates as new information becomes available.” The current outages are a mystery at the moment. The blizzard advisory has been cancelled. … Continue reading Power Outages Reported in Walesburg