Recently, the Chorus reported the relocation of Martha’s EyeCare and the exit of Fowler Chophouse from Cinniapolis due to rising crime and tyrannical policies set forth by Mayor Gondola’s administration. This morning, back-to-back press releases were published from the Mayor’s office. It is certainly odd for a government entity to make announcements regarding private businesses but these are odd times. Each press release is presented, … Continue reading Stay Right There!
Before the first take-home meal kit could be sold, Fowler Chophouse announced on their CNPS Stream that they will no longer be offering any take-home meal kits that include meat. They will also not be selling any cuts of meat for customers to take home. The video noted that they were in contact with the recently reinstated Cinniapolis Police Department (CPD), who informed them that … Continue reading Fowler Halts To-Go Meat & Meal Sales
Starting this Friday at 11:00 AM, come in to Fowler Chophouse to celebrate 64 years of family, food, and filled bellies. Everything must go! And, everything must go at steeply discounted prices! Spend all weekend getting the meat sweats from our Rotisserie Chicken or Sweet & Spicy Ribs. We’ll even be serving up breakfast and lunch entrees to move through their our inventory. Prime Rib … Continue reading The Last Supper…Breakfast and Lunch, All Weekend Long!
In a predictable move, Fowler Chophouse announced its plans to exit Cinniapolis. Fowler’s team released a statement explaining their decision. “Fowler Chophouse opened in 1959 as a modest steakhouse in a growing metropolis. Over the last 6 decades, Cinniapolitans love of the family atmosphere, dedicated service, and delicious meals at Fowler’s made it a destination for out-of-towners and Cinniapolis’ most esteemed guests. We are sad … Continue reading Fowler Chophouse Leaving Cinniapolis
Fowler Chophouse is offering free meal kits to all Cinniapolitans, courtesy of Mayor Gondola. A spokesperson for the restaurant confirmed in an email to the Chorus that the Mayor is loosening his purse strings to pick up a meal for his city. When reached for comment, the Mayor played coy, “Well, I think it’s a nice gesture, nothing more than that. I’m grateful to the … Continue reading Fowler Chophouse Meal Kit Giveaway
In light of the recent turbulence in Cinniapolis, Chess Murphy gave an exclusive interview to the Cinniapolis Chorus Investigative Team (CCIT). As the Chairman of both Murphy Waste Management and Murphy Construction, Mr. Murphy believes new leadership is needed immediately to usher Cinniapolis into brighter days. He sat down with our team at Fowler Chophouse, located on the ground floor of The Great Eastern Hotel. … Continue reading Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election
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