Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

Local health insurance agencies confirmed to the Chorus that they are no longer offering coverage for non-essential cosmetic surgeries. This change goes into effect January 1st, 2025. The change is a result of years-long lobbying efforts led by special interest groups. “It’s a disgrace, it’s naive, but most importantly it’s disappointing,” said Dr. Sherman Fielgüt, founder and owner of Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC). “My life’s … Continue reading Health Insurance Carriers Change Policy

CinniapolisAugust 29, 2024

Special Report

Alien Sightings Debunked

Over the past year, there has been a 441% increase in reported alien sightings in and around Cinniapolis. Also over the past year, there have been 0% confirmed aliens in and around Cinniapolis. Due to the massive increase of reported sightings, the Chorus did what it does best, investigate and report the facts. Our first lead was the Elevate Cosmetic Center (ECC), where the majority … Continue reading Alien Sightings Debunked

CinniapolisOctober 26, 2023

Health

Transage Trend Hits Cinniapolis

By now, folks have heard of transgender, transsexual, transracial, and transable, but have you heard of transage? Transage is the term being used to describe individuals who no longer “act their age” because they feel a different age internally. It’s the latest development in a modern trend that continues to play into identity segregation politics and fuel the fire of society’s culture wars. Transage individuals … Continue reading Transage Trend Hits Cinniapolis

CinniapolisMay 26, 2023

New Year Special

Elevate Cosmetic Center is proud to offer the area’s best self-image improvement services through our innovative cosmetic procedures. Don’t like the reflection from your mirror, come in today for a low-cost consultation. Our medical professionals are at your service to guide, tuck, snip, laser, or clip here or there to keep Cinniapolitans confident and comfortable in their skin. For a limited time, our center is … Continue reading New Year Special

CinniapolisJanuary 13, 2023

Health

Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

As elective cosmetic procedures return to normalcy after the pandemic hiatus, the operations are becoming a bit more abnormal. From replacing human teeth with animal teeth to changing one’s racial appearance, Cinniapolis surgeons have no shortage of work orders from their patients. Recently, elf ears have become a popular choice among the ever-changing whims of young Cinniapolitans. This procedure involves re-shaping the patient’s ear to … Continue reading Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

CinniapolisDecember 6, 2022

Health

Transracial Surgeries Increasing

A new trend is hitting Cinniapolis operating rooms all in the name of mental health. Recently, surgeons have seen an uptick in transracial surgeries. For the uninitiated, transracial people identify as different races than their biological race. A growing facet of this movement is undergoing cosmetic procedures to adjust one’s appearance to more closely resemble the race with which one identifies. The reasoning is attributed … Continue reading Transracial Surgeries Increasing

CinniapolisJuly 21, 2022April 20, 2023