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Business

Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

Since meat was officially banned in Cinniapolis on September 5th, several meat suppliers and retailers have closed their doors or left town. However, Dragg Meat and Dairy decided to stand its ground in Cinniapolis selling its meat and dairy products while paying any fines when audited by local government inspectors. Gregory Dragg announced today that he accepted an offer to sell Dragg Meat and Dairy … Continue reading Penney’s Fish Market to Buy Out Dragg Meat and Dairy

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Business

New Year, New Taxes

It’s customary every year for the Cinniapolis government to introduce new taxes and repeal other taxes upon its citizenry. Most of these transactions are inconsequential and hardly make a difference to each citizen’s tax responsibility, positively or negatively. But a new 2024 tax is catching the attention of Cinniapolitans. The “Restoration of Vital Infrastructure” (RVI) tax imposed this year will be a flat 2% tax on every Cinniapolis … Continue reading New Year, New Taxes

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Business

Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

Fresh off the recent announcement banning meat in Cinniapolis, residential meat freezer sales have increased rapidly. Consumers are predictably clearing out the meat shelves at Thick Pickins and Dragg Meat and Dairy. However, few saw the demand for personal meat freezers spiking so rapidly. The Chorus spoke to Thick Pickins General General Manager, Shaquille Aston, about this past week’s freezer sales, “It’s an item we’ve … Continue reading Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

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Top Stories

It’s Official, Meat Meets It’s Demise in Cinniapolis

Last night’s City Council session ended with a unanimous passing of measures to ban meat production, sale, purchase, and consumption within the city limits of Cinniapolis, effective September 5th. The rumors have persisted for years now about Mayor Gondola setting his sights on the meat industry, in the name of saving the environment. But, few within his inner circle believed he would follow through on … Continue reading It’s Official, Meat Meets It’s Demise in Cinniapolis

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Bovines Bombed

The Dragg farm cattle herd was bombed last night in an apparent escalation of violence surrounding Cinniapolis’s climate agenda. Sources allege a group of intruders infiltrated the Dragg farm property, located within the Five Families Farms compound, and affixed explosives to as many cows as possible before being chased off by private security. As the private security team was returning to the cattle pen to … Continue reading Bovines Bombed

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Crime

Dragg Meat and Dairy Ransacked

The red meat panic reached local butcher Gregory Dragg’s store last night. Thieves broke in through the backdoor and made off with dozens of cuts of red meat. No cash or electronics were taken, only the red meat. The thieves stole everything from prime cuts to select cuts of beef, pork, lamb, and venison. However, the white meats were left untouched. The outspoken owner, Mr. … Continue reading Dragg Meat and Dairy Ransacked

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Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

Cinniapolis Chorus sources indicate there is a rally planned on the day after the annual Cinniapolis State of the City Address (SOTC). There are conflicting accounts on what the rally will specifically address, but multiple sources confirm the leaders of the rally are local business owners, Waldo Penney and Gregory Dragg. Both recently responded to the rumors of upcoming government enforced shelter in place orders … Continue reading Rally Planned for Mayor Gondola’s State of the City Address

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