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Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

The waves were not the end. Those who thought the great nighttime surges of Lake Sinnissippi would fade into rumor have now been met by fresh signs that the story is only beginning. Fishermen who cast their lines this week along the south shore pulled up creatures that seemed to have come from a dream half-remembered, or a nightmare best forgotten. Their eyes, too large, … Continue reading Lake Sinnissippi Whispers Again: Strange Fish and Fallout Rain

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Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Grover Electric wants Cinniapolitans to know that they don’t have to live in the dark ages any longer because our patented Grover Electric Solar Systems are back in stock!!! This popular companion to grid electricity will power your home through the Summer’s planned power outages. Don’t dwindle in the darkness, saunter and shine in the solar revolution!!! Grover Electric-designed systems exceed the need for traditional … Continue reading Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

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Health

Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

As elective cosmetic procedures return to normalcy after the pandemic hiatus, the operations are becoming a bit more abnormal. From replacing human teeth with animal teeth to changing one’s racial appearance, Cinniapolis surgeons have no shortage of work orders from their patients. Recently, elf ears have become a popular choice among the ever-changing whims of young Cinniapolitans. This procedure involves re-shaping the patient’s ear to … Continue reading Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season

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Rapid Snowmelt Floods Areas of Cinniapolis

Just a couple days after a historic snowstorm blanketed Cinniapolis in nearly two feet of snow, a swift increase in temperatures has caused flooding in sections of the Walesburg and Reunion neighborhoods. Residents are reporting flooding in their basements, backyards, and side streets, in addition to reports of businesses being looted. Many residents are claiming the city drainage system is failing because of the unpleasant … Continue reading Rapid Snowmelt Floods Areas of Cinniapolis

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Fashion

Muted Fashion Week Comes to a Close

A city reeling from the aftermath of last week’s tragic Freedom Forever Rally forged ahead with their annual fashion week festivities with a toned down celebration. While the same flair and style were present from all the designers showcases, the crowds were sparse. The level of enthusiasm waned as the week progressed. At times, the increased security outnumbered attendees. Once a staple of Cinniapolis summers, … Continue reading Muted Fashion Week Comes to a Close

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For Sale, For Rent

FOR SALE: Slightly worn 3-seat sofa. Sofa sometimes collapses while in use due to being sawed in half to fit into its current space. Great show piece. Light use recommended. Compact storage feature. Sale price $30 (without legs), $35 (with legs). Call or text 555-965-0361, ask for Trent. FOR RENT: Ironing board rental. Quality board standing at 3 feet tall, ideal for maximum ironing results. … Continue reading For Sale, For Rent

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