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Surging Allegations Storm CNPS-TV and Thick Pickins

An investigation into the relationship between CNPS-TV and Thick Pickins has raised concerns about whether localized severe weather forecasts are being used to drive consumer panic spending and justify so-called convenience surge pricing at local Thick Pickins stores. The allegations, which have circulated among residents and business owners since the inception of the program, suggest that forecasts of severe storms, damaging winds, and other disruptive … Continue reading Surging Allegations Storm CNPS-TV and Thick Pickins

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Weather

Spring 2026 Forecast

The snowbanks are shrinking, the river is loosening its grip on winter, and across Cinniapolis, the early signals of spring are beginning to register. CNPS-TV Meteorology forecasters are projecting a gradual warm-up through late March, with daytime temperatures climbing into the 50s before more consistent 60-degree stretches arrive in April. As is tradition, that progression will not be linear. Expect frequent rain, sometimes theatrical, as … Continue reading Spring 2026 Forecast

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Weather

Autumn 2025 Forecast

The last of the cicadas are finishing their August songs, the school band has returned to the football stands, and the CNPS-TV weather team is forecasting Autumn 2025 as the Golden Season due the immense sunlight forecasts keeping temps summer-like while the leaves go from green to gold. Although, Autumn 2025 in Cinniapolis will not arrive in a hurry. Fran Dimple, the CNPS-TV meteorologist who … Continue reading Autumn 2025 Forecast

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Weather

Summer 2025 Forecast

Just last year, we were talking about record, prolonged heatwaves for Cinniapolis. Summer 2025 forecasts to be the polar opposite, pardon the pun. The first few days of June produced frost warnings for much of the area as the frigid Spring air lingers in town. What does this mean for July, August, and September? Below average temperatures, according to the CNPS Meteorology team. “We’ll see … Continue reading Summer 2025 Forecast

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Weather

Autumn 2024 Forecast

The crisp air of Fall greeted Cinniapolitans early this year with a rare cold snap to close out August. The high temperatures hovering in the mid-50s easily broke records from past cold fronts during Cinniapolis summers. Is this is a sign of a chilly Autumn? CNPS-TV Lead Meteorologist, Fran Dimple, says, “Not exactly.” Ms. Dimple continued, “Cinniapolis is heading for a pretty regular Fall season. … Continue reading Autumn 2024 Forecast

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Weather

Winter 2024 Forecast

After a mild Autumn, Cinniapolis can expect more of the same mildness this Winter. Above average temperatures are expected to last through January, with a possible polar vortex arriving in February. Precipitation levels are expected to hover around normal amounts for much of the Winter months. Of course, nowadays, simple news, such as this weather forecast, cannot avoid politicization. “It’s been a short time since … Continue reading Winter 2024 Forecast

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Crime

Criminals Target Mayoral Candidates

An organized group of vandals damaged several properties around Cinniapolis last night, most notably the properties of 3 mayoral candidates for the upcoming special election. CSD sources confirmed to the Chorus that windows were smashed at all 3 properties, while minimal damages were found on the interiors of each location. According to city surveillance footage, Penney’s Fish Market was targeted first and incurred heavy damages. … Continue reading Criminals Target Mayoral Candidates

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Weather

Winter 2023 Forecast

After surviving an early snow in Autumn, Cinniapolitans may not see that much snow for the entire Winter. October saw a storm that blanketed Cinniapolis with over a foot of snow. Projections for this Winter season all seem to agree that temperatures will be colder than normal but precipitation will be light with no major snow events in the long range forecast. Nonetheless, the CNPS-TV … Continue reading Winter 2023 Forecast

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Weather

Snowstorm Heading to Cinniapolis

This is one October surprise not crafted by politicians. The headline is true, a snowstorm event will reach Cinniapolis next weekend. Early models forecast three to ten inches falling over the span of 24 hours from Friday evening into Saturday evening. While this event could be on the mild side, the forecast does guarantee measurable snow. Whether or not it’ll be several inches should be … Continue reading Snowstorm Heading to Cinniapolis

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Technology

Cinni Tech Expo: Science Non-Fiction

The annual Cinniapolis Technology Expo promised another peek into the future this year with interactive demonstrations accompanied by informative inventor presentations. The 2022 expo agenda attracted inventors from all over the globe to Cinniapolis. There were several highlights including two items intended to make everyday life more practical, such as the self cleaning throw rug or the auto-refilling water bottle. But, a handful of ambitious … Continue reading Cinni Tech Expo: Science Non-Fiction

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