Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Grover Electric, a decades long supplier of electricity in Cinniapolis, has been branching out into the retail sector of electric products for several years now. They’ve produced lamps, chandeliers, and even an electric toothbrush. However, their newest and fastest-selling product, Grover Electric Smart Thermostat, gained quite a bit of traction in 2022, albeit for unintended reasons. Its sleek design and easy-to-use digital interface made it … Continue reading Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat

Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election

In light of the recent turbulence in Cinniapolis, Chess Murphy gave an exclusive interview to the Cinniapolis Chorus Investigative Team (CCIT). As the Chairman of both Murphy Waste Management and Murphy Construction, Mr. Murphy believes new leadership is needed immediately to usher Cinniapolis into brighter days. He sat down with our team at Fowler Chophouse, located on the ground floor of The Great Eastern Hotel. … Continue reading Chess Murphy Stumps for Special Election

Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

Recently, the Cinniapolis Safety Department (CSD) and Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) joint task force notably arrested Annabelle Winston, aka Painfree-B, and several of her associates on suspicions of theft, drug trafficking, and drug distribution. This task force was the first joint mission between the newly formed CSD and the new privately contracted HSL. The success of this operation was touted as a triumph of public … Continue reading Painfree-B: Community Folk Hero or Drug-Peddling Menace?

Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand

The Cinniapolis Safety Department task force recently closed an investigation into the local narcotics trade that resulted in 26 indictments and the arrest of the alleged queenpin of the illicit activities, Annabelle Winston. Known to her peers and customers as “Painfree-B”, Ms. Winston is the alleged leader of the local narcotics distribution network. This piece of news is extraordinary on its own. The CSD has … Continue reading Cinniapolis Safety Gets a Helping Hand