Thick Pickins Health Center is offering free cardiology appointments, now through the end of November. Come see one of our fine cardiologists to get your annual check-up for cholesterol, blood pressure, and your ticker. Now is the time to find out if your heart is healthy enough for a fifth helping of turkey and fixings. Don’t forget to visit our Heart Healthy aisle, filled with … Continue reading Free Cardiology Appointments
Thick Pickins surge pricing that went into effect this past Friday at 12:00 PM has been cancelled. We have returned to our regular everyday pricing. Please shop our flash sales on featured items below that were previously put on surge. Thick Pickins Extra Soft Toilet Tissue Thick Pickins Canola Oil Huron Farm Orange Juice Irvin Farm Carrot Cake Morris Farm Maple Syrup As always, please … Continue reading Attention Thick Pickins Customers: Surge Pricing Cancelled
The most candy-centric holiday is just around the corner. Pick up your candy today at Thick Pickins. The trick-or-treaters put a lot of thought and effort into their costumes this year. The least our shoppers can do is reward them with sweet treats. Thick Pickins Choco-Caramel Bites – 1 LB. bagreg $7.99 / sale $3.49 Thick Pickins Candy Apple Taffy – 1 LB. bagreg $6.49 … Continue reading All Halloween Candy Must Go!
The Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) is organizing a hunting party to track, trap, or kill the mystery creature terrorizing Cinniapolitans and their dogs. There have been multiple reported incidents but the HSL suspects there have been several unreported incidents due to numerous animal cremation requests to Huron Funeral Home. Any volunteers must provide their own supplies. The HSL will not provide arms, ammo, or trapping … Continue reading Calling All Skilled Men, Women, and Teenagers
Penney’s Fish Market Fish Cakes are back for a limited time. Don’t miss out on your chance to savor cakes from the sea of Cinniapolis, otherwise known as Lake Sinnissippi. These one-of-a-kind delicacies will have your kids asking, “What is this delicious dinner treat?” When you respond “fish”, their absolute delight and joy at feeding them hearty fish will make your week. If there’s one … Continue reading Fish Cakes for All
Nervous about the milk supply? Anxious about the surging prices from dairy cattle products? If you replied yes or no, then make the switch to almond milk today before the government cancels your mother and father’s milk. Thick Pickins Choice is the homegrown almond milk for all of Cinniapolis. 64 oz. cartons now on sale for just $2.29. Pour yourself a cold glass today! Continue reading Try This!
Rally with your fellow PATRIOTS to take back Cinniapolis from the stubby sticky fingers of the tyrant boyking Mayor Gondola. After the boyking’s royal decree yesterday, it’s clear that Mayor Gondola wants to control your electricity and seize your automobiles. The only thing that can stop the tyrant boyking is the collective will of honorable, dutiful Cinniapolis residents. Please meet us at The Great Eastern … Continue reading Freedom Forever
Don’t miss out on Thick Pickins Annual Back to School Save-a-thon. Our in-house barber will be giving away free haircuts with each purchase of our back to school bundle. This year’s bundle includes a backpack, notebooks, pencils, pens, markers, and a water bottle for only $65. Head back to school with top performing supplies and a fresh haircut. Now, that your student will be fully … Continue reading Back to School Savings
Come one, come all, the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel presents, The Cinniapolis Summer Ballet Showcase. A Summer long tale told through the distinguished art of ballet. Please welcome to the stage, the new Principal Dancer for the Cinniapolis Ballet, Svetlana Amerovich. Ms. Amerovich recently relocated from the East coast to Cinniapolis after accepting the lead role in this Summer’s programs. … Continue reading Ballet Season
DRAGG MEAT AND DAIRY, RIBS $5.50 PER POUND. Be the star of your first cookout this season with juicy tender ribs from Dragg’s. _______________________________________________________ PENNEY’S FISH MARKET, FRESH COD FILETS $11.99 PER POUND. Fresh catches daily. Come see us for all your seafood needs. Continue reading BBQ Deals
Cinniapolis Chorus 