I’m writing here to express my gratitude to the brave City Council members that voted in favor of the February special election for Mayor. It takes a lot of guts to go against the Gondolas. They have run this city for the past several decades. Under the leadership of Mr. Van Gondola, the city prospered. He attracted businesses, workers, and championed moral behavior over everything … Continue reading Opinion on Special Election
Cinniapolis City Council voted unanimously to hold the Mayoral special election on February 28th. The election date has been moved up from November 5th, 2024 due to increased public and private pressure towards the current administration. City Council sources confirmed there will be no Mayoral election in November 2024, however, City Council elections will still be on the ballot at that time. Nonetheless, Cinniapolis enters … Continue reading 2023 February Special Election Candidates
Yesterday, City Council voted to move up the 2024 Mayoral election to February 2023. As of this reporting, details are scarce on an exact date or how candidates will be approved for the election. Sources confirmed that council members voted to a 5-5 tie and City Manager Justine Wellington cast the tie-breaking vote approving the 2023 election. Segments of Cinniapolis have been calling for Mayor … Continue reading City Council Approves 2023 Special Election
After surviving an early snow in Autumn, Cinniapolitans may not see that much snow for the entire Winter. October saw a storm that blanketed Cinniapolis with over a foot of snow. Projections for this Winter season all seem to agree that temperatures will be colder than normal but precipitation will be light with no major snow events in the long range forecast. Nonetheless, the CNPS-TV … Continue reading Winter 2023 Forecast
Stop in to your nearest Beaned Café location this Winter for the food and fuel of the future! The all-new meatless menu collaboration between Beaned Café and Saturday Gardens debuts on December 21st. Soon, folks around town will be asking, Where’s the leaf?, instead of, Where’s the beef?. Meatless item purchases include a free small beverage through December 28th. Saturday Strawberry Salad Stewed Spiced Carrot … Continue reading Beaned Café + Saturday Gardens Meatless Menu Coming Soon
Jade Gondola, President of Grover Electric, has refused to leave her role after public demonstrations outside of Grover headquarters this week called for her resignation. Ms. Gondola has been under intense scrutiny after being appointed President of Grover Electric in July of 2021. She spearheaded the now infamous electric snow plow project. Ms. Gondola also approved the re-routing of electricity from residential neighborhoods to the … Continue reading Grover Electric President Defiant Amid Calls for Resignation
As elective cosmetic procedures return to normalcy after the pandemic hiatus, the operations are becoming a bit more abnormal. From replacing human teeth with animal teeth to changing one’s racial appearance, Cinniapolis surgeons have no shortage of work orders from their patients. Recently, elf ears have become a popular choice among the ever-changing whims of young Cinniapolitans. This procedure involves re-shaping the patient’s ear to … Continue reading Elf Ears Trending for the Holiday Season, or Any Season
The Annual St. Boris Church toy drive ended early after a surly guest was forcibly removed by off-duty HSL agents after mistaking the event for a Toys-for-Tots drive. Event coordinators told the Chorus that the disheveled man smelled of booze, cigarettes, and body odor. He arrived with a toy train to donate and demanded a meal in exchange for the donation. When he was informed … Continue reading Minor Disturbance Ends St. Boris Toy Drive Early
It’s nearly here! Thanksgiving, the bridge from Satan’s holiday to Santa’s holiday. Around these parts, Thanksgiving is the top holiday at Thick Pickins. It’s our favorite time of year to pass along historic savings to make this turkey day the best one yet. Stop in before Thursday to shop our sales and receive Black Friday raffle tickets. Shoppers will receive one Black Friday raffle ticket … Continue reading Last Minute Thanksgiving Savings + Black Friday Raffle, Shop Now!
The first Thanksgiving had many of the same aspects as a modern Thanksgiving. Guests dined on turkey, potatoes, corn, cranberries, among other native vegetables. The Pilgrims and Natives enjoyed sweet treats after the main feast too. The attendees at the inaugural holiday also partook in sporting activities. Then, they shot guns and arrows, and ate grapes. Now, we play football and eat pie, and then … Continue reading Retroactive Red Carpet: The First Thanksgiving
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