Hey folks, if you’re like me and have been out in public or tuned into the algorithms lately, you’ll notice an uptick in dialogue surrounding artificial intelligence (AI) taking over the world. I’m here to alert you while humans were panicking over AI becoming our masters, AI covertly took over our lives and society. It happened quick, maybe over the course of 4 to 5 … Continue reading Opinion on Artificial Intelligence
Hello fellow Chorus readers, first-time writer, long-time reader. I’m using this space to air my grievances regarding basketball free throws. There’s so much wrong with them in the game of basketball, I could write a book. But, I’m only dedicated enough to craft this short column. First, why is it a free throw, folks? It’s not a jump throw, it’s a jump shot. It’s not … Continue reading Opinion on Basketball Free Throws
I’m writing here to express my gratitude to the brave City Council members that voted in favor of the February special election for Mayor. It takes a lot of guts to go against the Gondolas. They have run this city for the past several decades. Under the leadership of Mr. Van Gondola, the city prospered. He attracted businesses, workers, and championed moral behavior over everything … Continue reading Opinion on Special Election
Two weeks ago, Russ Wahl was shot to death by ordinary citizens organized and chaperoned by Holy Sheriff Legion (HSL) agents. Read that sentence again. A Cinniapolitan was shot to death by fellow Cinniapolitans. Where is the outrage? It seems as if police brutality is becoming mainstream again. Not only is it mainstream, but it is being outsourced to regular, everyday people. Is this the … Continue reading Opinion on Cinniapolis Law Enforcement
Recently, y’all (Cinniapolis Chorus) published a letter from a criminal enterprise calling themselves Private Citizens. How irresponsible, how short-sighted, how typical of today’s mainline media injecting fake news into the veins of Cinniapolitans everywhere. How dare you hook the public on this drug by shining a spotlight on their nefarious actions. All I heard about the past few days is this rogue group of misfits … Continue reading Opinion on Private Citizens Media Treatment
I am an expert in bad luck. I was born with 8 toes. I am allergic to peanuts, grass, and gluten, to name a few of the more mainstream allergies. I was diagnosed with a learning disability at the age of 9. My parents did not speak fluent English and refused to teach me their native language because they felt it would hinder my opportunities … Continue reading Opinion on World’s Bad Luck
I am not a dog owner. But, I enjoy the cuddles and companionship of all dogs that I know. A frequent highlight of any interaction with dogs is the tell-tale (pun) sign of their happiness via the tail wag. However, I endured a moment of crisis recently when on my daily walk for coffee. I tend to walk the same route to the local Beaned … Continue reading Opinion on Dogs Tails
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