Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

Fresh off the recent announcement banning meat in Cinniapolis, residential meat freezer sales have increased rapidly. Consumers are predictably clearing out the meat shelves at Thick Pickins and Dragg Meat and Dairy. However, few saw the demand for personal meat freezers spiking so rapidly. The Chorus spoke to Thick Pickins General General Manager, Shaquille Aston, about this past week’s freezer sales, “It’s an item we’ve … Continue reading Residential Meat Freezers Sales Skyrocket

Martha’s EyeCare Packing Up and Leaving Town

Martha’s EyeCare, an optometry center operating in Cinniapolis since 2003, is leaving town after nearly 20 years. Martha Granderson, owner and founder, decided to make the move after the recent re-election of Mayor Gondola. Over the past few years, Ms. Granderson has been harassed while her office has been vandalized and robbed multiple times. “It’s a tragedy that’s unfolding in real time. Thugs roam the … Continue reading Martha’s EyeCare Packing Up and Leaving Town

Internet Service Expanding Subscription Plans

The Amerovich Organization, the leading internet provider in Cinniapolis, announced plans this morning to unveil new subscription plans for their internet service. The days of one price for an all encompassing internet service appear to be numbered. Ivan Amerovich spoke to the assembled media this morning after the news was announced, “We have listened to the feedback of our consumers. The running theme is that … Continue reading Internet Service Expanding Subscription Plans

Grover Electric President Defiant Amid Calls for Resignation

Jade Gondola, President of Grover Electric, has refused to leave her role after public demonstrations outside of Grover headquarters this week called for her resignation. Ms. Gondola has been under intense scrutiny after being appointed President of Grover Electric in July of 2021. She spearheaded the now infamous electric snow plow project. Ms. Gondola also approved the re-routing of electricity from residential neighborhoods to the … Continue reading Grover Electric President Defiant Amid Calls for Resignation

Beaned Café Announces Partnership with Saturday Gardens

Oliver Roseman, owner of Beaned Café, and Debut Saturday, owner of Saturday Gardens, visited 510 AM this morning to announce their new partnership for a meatless menu. These new items will be available for purchase at all Beaned Café locations starting this Winter. Both gentlemen formed a mutual appreciation for one another’s success in each of their respective industries. Mr. Roseman has gone from a … Continue reading Beaned Café Announces Partnership with Saturday Gardens

Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

The recent news coming out of Mayor Gondola’s State of the City (SOTC) address regarding new regulations being imposed on beef suppliers has caused meat lovers to buy their beef in bulk. Thick Pickins beef shelves were emptied last night in the return of panic shopping reminiscent of the early pandemic days. Driven by the fear of a red meat ban or a sustained period … Continue reading Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare

Beaned Café to Expand Food Menu

After successfully becoming the premier Cinniapolis coffee provider, Beaned Café hopes to repeat those results in the food arena by expanding its food menu. Currently, their locations offer a small limited assortment of bagels. But, their customer’s appetite for Beaned Café foodstuffs has grown over the years. It is a familiar scene for Oliver Roseman, founder of Beaned Café. Before opening his first location in … Continue reading Beaned Café to Expand Food Menu