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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…

No, it’s not! Summer is in full swing! But Thick Pickins is here to cool off Cinniapolitans with limited edition Christmas Ornaments and refreshing savings on all Christmas outdoor decorations today through July 25th!!! Gift yourself savings today, then hide your yuletide pride until December. Or don’t! Show your Christmas Spirit all year long, at an incredible value to boot!! Clear String Lights LED 100 … Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…

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Can’t Miss Spring Break Deals!

In 2025, Stars and Stripes Airlines is the #1 airline to get you out of the Cinniapolis cold and into the warmth of Salad Isles! This Spring Break and every day the sun rises, freedom flies with S&S Air. Our limited-edition Spring Break meat flights are back by popular demand!! Each flight will feature a meat buffet in place of first-class seating. Our planes are outfitted to … Continue reading Can’t Miss Spring Break Deals!

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Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

Grover Electric wants Cinniapolitans to know that they don’t have to live in the dark ages any longer because our patented Grover Electric Solar Systems are back in stock!!! This popular companion to grid electricity will power your home through the Summer’s planned power outages. Don’t dwindle in the darkness, saunter and shine in the solar revolution!!! Grover Electric-designed systems exceed the need for traditional … Continue reading Solar Power Systems Back in Stock!

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HUGE Generator Sale!!!

Do the over-reaching, extreme policies of our Government have you feeling powerless??? Then, now is the time to take your power back with the help of Thick Pickins Gold-Series Generators. Our Gold-Series gas-powered generators are available in multiple models with varying degrees of wattage to suit your home’s needs. Save those dimly-lit candles for bubble baths on a Thursday night! Generate peace of mind with … Continue reading HUGE Generator Sale!!!

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Spring is in the Air

Dear Spring Breakers, let Stars and Stripes Airlines whisk you away to your preferred destination this year. Our fares have never been more fair. And guess what, this Spring Break, freedom flies with S&S Air. Our limited-edition Spring Break flights will feature a meat buffet in place of first-class seating. Our planes are outfitted to serve and protect your love of meats this Spring. Join us! S&S Air can get … Continue reading Spring is in the Air

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The Last Supper…Breakfast and Lunch, All Weekend Long!

Starting this Friday at 11:00 AM, come in to Fowler Chophouse to celebrate 64 years of family, food, and filled bellies. Everything must go! And, everything must go at steeply discounted prices! Spend all weekend getting the meat sweats from our Rotisserie Chicken or Sweet & Spicy Ribs. We’ll even be serving up breakfast and lunch entrees to move through their our inventory. Prime Rib … Continue reading The Last Supper…Breakfast and Lunch, All Weekend Long!

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Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!

Hurry in to Thick Pickins today for record-breaking deals!!! All Valentine’s decor must go! All Valentine’s themed candies must go! All Valentine’s flower arrangements (you guessed it) must go! Valentine’s Decorations – up to 65% off regular price Valentine’s Candies – up to 75% off regular price Valentine’s Flowers – up to 85% off regular price Stop in today to pick up your belated Valentine … Continue reading Post-Valentine’s Day Clearance Sale!!!

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New Year Special

Elevate Cosmetic Center is proud to offer the area’s best self-image improvement services through our innovative cosmetic procedures. Don’t like the reflection from your mirror, come in today for a low-cost consultation. Our medical professionals are at your service to guide, tuck, snip, laser, or clip here or there to keep Cinniapolitans confident and comfortable in their skin. For a limited time, our center is … Continue reading New Year Special

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Beaned Café + Saturday Gardens Meatless Menu Coming Soon

Stop in to your nearest Beaned Café location this Winter for the food and fuel of the future! The all-new meatless menu collaboration between Beaned Café and Saturday Gardens debuts on December 21st. Soon, folks around town will be asking, Where’s the leaf?, instead of, Where’s the beef?. Meatless item purchases include a free small beverage through December 28th. Saturday Strawberry Salad Stewed Spiced Carrot … Continue reading Beaned Café + Saturday Gardens Meatless Menu Coming Soon

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Last Minute Thanksgiving Savings + Black Friday Raffle, Shop Now!

It’s nearly here! Thanksgiving, the bridge from Satan’s holiday to Santa’s holiday. Around these parts, Thanksgiving is the top holiday at Thick Pickins. It’s our favorite time of year to pass along historic savings to make this turkey day the best one yet. Stop in before Thursday to shop our sales and receive Black Friday raffle tickets. Shoppers will receive one Black Friday raffle ticket … Continue reading Last Minute Thanksgiving Savings + Black Friday Raffle, Shop Now!

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