Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question: Q: Dear Dolly, with all this talk about meat regulation, climate ending the world, and never-ending bickering between political opponents, what’s the best way to block out all this noise? Or is it best to turn up the volume and fully lean in to the … Continue reading Dear Dolly: Middling Moderate
Recently, the Chorus hit the streets to find out how Cinniapolitans feel about their birth name’s effect on their mental health. The emergence of mental health has gripped the city and re-wired how people view themselves, and their treatment of others. We interviewed a local in his 30s named Anderson, but goes by Sonny. “Anderson, to me, always sounded very boring and plain. Growing up, … Continue reading What’s in a Name?
Nervous about the milk supply? Anxious about the surging prices from dairy cattle products? If you replied yes or no, then make the switch to almond milk today before the government cancels your mother and father’s milk. Thick Pickins Choice is the homegrown almond milk for all of Cinniapolis. 64 oz. cartons now on sale for just $2.29. Pour yourself a cold glass today! Continue reading Try This!
The red meat panic reached local butcher Gregory Dragg’s store last night. Thieves broke in through the backdoor and made off with dozens of cuts of red meat. No cash or electronics were taken, only the red meat. The thieves stole everything from prime cuts to select cuts of beef, pork, lamb, and venison. However, the white meats were left untouched. The outspoken owner, Mr. … Continue reading Dragg Meat and Dairy Ransacked
Delivering the strongest rebuke yet from Mayor Gondola’s administration, City Manager Justine Wellington spoke out against the violence following the recent Freedom Forever Rally. Ms. Wellington condemned the actions of rioters and praised law enforcement, promising severe consequences for all those that destroyed property and assaulted law enforcement agents. “Cinniapolis will not tolerate the actions that followed the Freedom Forever Rally. It is unacceptable for … Continue reading City Manager Wellington Condemns Events Following Rally
A city reeling from the aftermath of last week’s tragic Freedom Forever Rally forged ahead with their annual fashion week festivities with a toned down celebration. While the same flair and style were present from all the designers showcases, the crowds were sparse. The level of enthusiasm waned as the week progressed. At times, the increased security outnumbered attendees. Once a staple of Cinniapolis summers, … Continue reading Muted Fashion Week Comes to a Close
In the wake of recent turmoil and the burning down of the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre, Cinniapolis Ballet Director, Lucy Drysdale addressed their fans in a written statement to the press: The tragic events that transpired after the Freedom Forever Rally culminating with the Performing Arts Theatre burning to the ground have no place in Cinniapolis. I, along with the Cinniapolis Ballet, condemn the agitators … Continue reading Cinniapolis Ballet Cancelled
The recent news coming out of Mayor Gondola’s State of the City (SOTC) address regarding new regulations being imposed on beef suppliers has caused meat lovers to buy their beef in bulk. Thick Pickins beef shelves were emptied last night in the return of panic shopping reminiscent of the early pandemic days. Driven by the fear of a red meat ban or a sustained period … Continue reading Thick Pickins Meat Shelves Bare
What was planned to be a peaceful demonstration turned tragic last night when demonstrators gave way to rioters burning down the historic Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre at The Great Eastern Hotel. The Freedom Forever Rally, organized and funded by Chess Murphy, took place in the The Great Eastern Hotel courtyard in front of the Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre. Dozens of attendees gathered near the stage … Continue reading Cinniapolis Performing Arts Theatre Burned Down Following Freedom Forever Rally
This morning, the judges were announced for the 2022 annual Cinniapolis Prep Uniform Design Showcase. Yvonne Grey, founder of YFH, will lead the panel of 3 judges rounded out by the 2022 St. Boris 8th grade valedictorian, Iris Dimple, and the 2022 Cinniapolis Elementary valedictorian, Brucie Murphy. The panel will select a winner after the finalist’s fashion shows debut their designs. Ms. Grey, last year’s … Continue reading Judges Revealed
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