Waldo Penney is a first time Mayoral candidate. Although, he unsuccessfully ran for City Council in 2004 and 2012. Mr. Penney is the owner of Penney’s Fish Market. While unsuccessful on the ballot, Mr. Penney is the premiere seafood provider for Cinniapolis and top-rated guest host on 510 AM radio. His opinions are controversial to some, but accepted as fact by others. Mr. Penney is … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Waldo Penney
Arnold “Arn” Murphy is a first time Mayoral candidate. He has never run for an elected office prior to the February 2023 special election. Although, he was his brother’s Campaign Manager for the 2016 Mayoral election. Mr. Murphy is the current CEO of Murphy Waste Management. Appointed to the position in 2018, he has overseen the transition to an all-electric fleet of garbage trucks while … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Arn Murphy
City Manager Justine Wellington is a two-time Mayoral candidate, having lost the 2016 election. However, she successfully won election in 2020 to become the first female City Manager in Cinniapolis history. Prior to becoming the City Manager, Ms. Wellington served on the City Council from 2004-2016. Ms. Wellington is often identified as the source of some of Mayor Gondola’s more “extreme” policies. She is wildly … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Justine Wellington
Oliver Roseman is a first time Mayoral candidate. Like Arn Murphy, this will be his first experience running for any elected office. Mr. Roseman is a former professional baseball player turned successful entrepreneur. He used his savings from his baseball playing days and opened his first Beaned Café in 1988. As of this writing, Beaned Café has 5 locations throughout Cinniapolis. Known to “take one … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Oliver Roseman
The current Mayor, Preston Gondola, is seeking re-election for a third term as the Mayor of Cinniapolis. Mayor Gondola served nearly three decades as a City Councilman. His father, Van Gondola, was mayor for 64 years. Mayor Gondola was appointed by his father and the City Council to Mayor in 2015. Mayor Gondola then won re-election in 2016 and 2020. His approval rating is currently … Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Profile: Preston Gondola
After Mayor Gondola’s elongated absence from the public eye, folks around town took notice of his new glasses. While most chalked up the new look to an aging set of eyes needing assistance, a segment of Cinniapolis activists started asking questions. First, they started with Martha’s EyeCare. The owner, Dr. Martha Granderson, had some fun with public, neither confirming nor denying that she treated the … Continue reading Suspicions Surround Mayor’s Spectacles
An organized group of vandals damaged several properties around Cinniapolis last night, most notably the properties of 3 mayoral candidates for the upcoming special election. CSD sources confirmed to the Chorus that windows were smashed at all 3 properties, while minimal damages were found on the interiors of each location. According to city surveillance footage, Penney’s Fish Market was targeted first and incurred heavy damages. … Continue reading Criminals Target Mayoral Candidates
Fowler Chophouse is offering free meal kits to all Cinniapolitans, courtesy of Mayor Gondola. A spokesperson for the restaurant confirmed in an email to the Chorus that the Mayor is loosening his purse strings to pick up a meal for his city. When reached for comment, the Mayor played coy, “Well, I think it’s a nice gesture, nothing more than that. I’m grateful to the … Continue reading Fowler Chophouse Meal Kit Giveaway
Grover Electric, a decades long supplier of electricity in Cinniapolis, has been branching out into the retail sector of electric products for several years now. They’ve produced lamps, chandeliers, and even an electric toothbrush. However, their newest and fastest-selling product, Grover Electric Smart Thermostat, gained quite a bit of traction in 2022, albeit for unintended reasons. Its sleek design and easy-to-use digital interface made it … Continue reading Buyer Beware: Grover Electric Smart Thermostat
Elevate Cosmetic Center is proud to offer the area’s best self-image improvement services through our innovative cosmetic procedures. Don’t like the reflection from your mirror, come in today for a low-cost consultation. Our medical professionals are at your service to guide, tuck, snip, laser, or clip here or there to keep Cinniapolitans confident and comfortable in their skin. For a limited time, our center is … Continue reading New Year Special
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